In a further bid to please his base, President Trump has made clear that the United States has one and only one official language – American. “No language that originated in another country will ever…
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Talk of the Obamas getting a show on Netflix is officially old news today as the biggest ever politico-movie agreement was struck between Marvel Studios and the set of four Congresswomen as The Squad. Disney…
President Trump is conyinuing his attack on ‘The Squad”, including saying in a recent stump speech that they are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions. Though it went down well, the quip has started a…
Protestors have taken to the street in the Puerto Rican capital of San Juan to call for Governor Ricardo Rosselló to step down over sexist and homophobic comments. Asked about it today President Trump said…
With talk of sending Americans back to the place where they or their family originated from all the rage these days, the Prince of Darkness has requested that President Trump not be returned to from…
THe House of Representatives has passed a bill containing all the obvious business that was outstanding as of today. Called the ‘Duh!’ bill, it declares that the Pope’s a Catholic, the Sun will rise tomorrow,…
President Trump has dismissed potential primary challanger Mark Sanford, saying the Republican and evangelical base will never accept him. “Mark Sanford cheated on his wife – wrong!” Trump also pointed out that Sanford lied repeatedly…
President Trump is reported to be delighted today after learning that the U.S. Census already asks American households about the racial identity and ethnic background of occupants. The President suggested the question be added to…
President Trump is not backing down in his claim that tweets directed at a number of Congresswomen of color were not racist. “I don’t have a racist bone spur in my body.” Furthermore he has…
New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said today it’s important to give President Trump credit on the few occasions he gets things right, including his recent tweets about the place her family originates from. “You are…
Despite receiving intense criticism for calling on POC Congresswomen to ‘go back’ to the countries they came from, President Trump today received the enthusiatic support of the Native American community. “Great idea, Mister President! So…
As it waits to be battered by hurricane Barry, the State of Louisiana has let President Trump know it is well stocked with paper products to mop up the damage. “It’s a nice thought if…
President Trump has condemned Iran’s intention to raise its uranium production capability beyond that which they commited to maintain in a deal with the United States that he has since torn apart because Obama. “How…
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross said today that the mocking of President Trump’s statement that there were airports at the time of the Revolutionary War must come to an end becasue he is right. “I saw…
With Sir Kim Darroch having stepped down early, the UK Government has wasted no time appointing current London Mayor Sadiq Khan to the role of UK Ambassador to the United States. “He comes with a…
There were awkward exchanges at the Department of Energy (DOE) today as director Rick Perry met with scientists yet again to deliver a long discourse on stimulant beverages. The confusion was finally resolved when it…
Former UK Ambassador to the United States, Sir Kim Darroch, today expressed his regret over describing Trump and his administration as ‘inept’, saying he should have done better. “I could have called him undexterous or…
Labor Secretary Alex Acosta today admitted he might have gone easy on sex offender Jeffrey Epstein before, and wanted to make amends by ensuring he received a more appropriate penalty as soon as possible for…
(Philadelphia, PA) The Wharton School of Business, whose past attendees have included Elon Musk and Warren Buffet, today announced it is naming a corner of a classroom after its most famous former student, President Trump….
Embattled Labor Secretary Alex Acosta has agreed to step down over the fallout from the controversial ultra-lenient plea deal he oversaw for convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. “I have decided to resign on terms I…