Breaking Burgh

President Trump has declared his latest missile strike on the Syrian regime of Bashar al-Assad a success, even going so far as to declare it the best missile strike in history. “Nobody strikes with a…

In an embarrassing mistake for the US military, one of the missiles launched against Syria has gone off course, hitting a Barnes & Noble that was due to host James Comey shortly. “Fortunately no-one was…

Paul Ryan’s retirement is getting off to a rocky start, after the Republican Congressman learned he is not receiving a generous pension from the NRA like he expected. Ryan said he assumed he was getting…

Former FBI director James Comey has published his memoirs, and is receiving criticism for what is being described as an undeserved hit-job on the mafia. “La Cosa Nostra may not be choirboys, but they surely…

In a ceremony in the White House today, President Trump officially conferred the rank of ‘Rabid Dog’ on his Secretary of Defense, General Mattis. Trump had initially selected the four star general to serve in…