Local forecasters have alerted Pittsburgh residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in the region on Wednesday, sometime around midday. “Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave you angry and exhausted.” They…
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(The Kremlin) Responding to accusations that they are assisting Tulsi Gabbard’s candidacy in the 2020 Presidential race, Russian authorities today denied providing any aid. “We are sticking with our proven strategy of promoting Donald Trump,…
Following in the footsteps of Martin Scorcese and Francis Ford Copolla, Captain America today joined the chorus of people calling superhero movies inferior and not real cinema. “They’re an insult to film really.” The core…
(The White House) Insisting he had no hard feelings over not being able to host the next G7 meeting at his own resort, President Trump today announced the new location. “It will be held at…
The equine population of the United States is said to be highly agitated following the release of picture by North Korean State media showing Kim Jong-un atop a white horse riding through snow-covered mountains. “Nothing…
(The White House) President Trump has followed up his letter to Turkish leader President Erdogan urging him to make a deal by appointing B. A. Baracus aka Mr. T as a special envoy to represent…
(Northern Syria) A large group of ISIS fighters who escaped following the abrupt withdrawl of U.S. Forces from the region have sent word to the White House that President’s Trump’s generosity towards them will not…
In response to growing pressure, the United States Government is to stop celebrating Columbus Day. The traditional October holiday falling on the second Monday will now be known as Columbo Day, when the affable TV…
Following the release of a report warning the world’s governments that they had only 10 years to reverse course before a sequence of cataclysmic events would occur, the United Nations today released an updated report…
(Foxborough, PA) Though off to a great start in football terms, New York Patriots owner Robert Kraft today revealed the situation in the backroom and down in Florida is dire. “Just like with the Steelers…
Called to appear before the House to explain what he knows regarding the Ukraine call at the center of the impeachment inquiry, DOE chief Rick Perry today pleaded ignorance. “I want this committee to understand…
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News that six wild elephants died at a waterfall in Thailand trying to save one of their number has saddened people the world over, but none more than Presidential son Donald Trump Jr. “It’s such…
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Triplying down on his asserted right to encourage foreign governments to hobble his political opponents, President Trump today announced he has set-up a free hotline for overseas leaders to undermine Joe Biden anyway they can….
Ben Roethlisberger has announced he is considering retirement from the NFL. Though he initially cited age and his elbow injury as factors, the two-time Super Bowl champion later admitted the real reason was his impatience…
(The White House) President Trump has again demanded the right to confront the whistleblower who leaked damning details of a call made to the leader of Ukraine pressuring that foreign power to investigate Democrats during…
The Quaker Oats company is desperately trying to salvage its reputation today following the appearance of a ‘stolen valor’ video online in which a pair of bonified sailors accuse spokesman Cap’n Crunch of pretending to…
Vladimir Putin may have not officially visited the United States during the current administration yet, but it was learned today he was already here briefly to film an episode of the popular CBS reality show,…
(Acre, Brazil) As more and more countries reveal that President Trump pressured them to intervene in domestic US politics to his advantage, there was major anthropological news today as an isolated tribe – hitherto believed…