(Sterling, VA) At the Trump National Golf Club this Memorial Day weekend, the President ordered that the golf hole flags be flown at half staff to honor all those who have died as a result…
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A humbled Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer confessed the truth behind their desire for gun control today, saying President Trump was just too smart to be fooled by their games. Pelosi showed none of her…
(Harrisburg, PA) Saying it was necessary to set an example, Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf has ordered that Pittsburgh Steeler Ben Roethlisberger be punished for visiting his barber in violation of rules to control the coronavirus…
In any normal summer Kenny Chesney would be passing through to trash Heinz Field along with his fans, but the coronavirus has put an end to that according to an announcement by the country star….
MEDICAL BRIEF: Though not backed up with randomized clinical trials, a widely reported case study involving the drug chloroquine describes a septuagenrian user said to display a worrying list of undesirable side effects including –…
Democratic Presidential contender Joe Biden attempted to bring his campaign out of the basement today with mixed success, as his message was interrupted by a band of noisy geese. Though initially reported to be enthusiastic…
SENATE BRIEFING: With his smartphone confiscated by the FBI, Senator Richard Burr (R) was forced to revert to using the desktop version of his preferred online trading platform today. He admitted having some difficulty after…
The question on every journalist’s mind today is What is Obamagate? The first person to uncover the truth will surely join the likes of Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in exposing the worst of government….
With the November Presidential election just around the corner, both sides are starting to focus on what their campaign platforms will be. The Biden camp clearly feels it is ready with a strong message, as…
SENATE BRIEFING: A hearing to get input from leading health officials on the coronavirus pandemic was interrupted today when a homeless man gained access and joined in the proceedings. Speaking from a seat normally occupied…
Testifying in front of Congress today, Dr. Fauci – the health official entrusted with the nation’s response to the coronavirus – sent a dramatic secret message to politicians saying all is not well. As Dr….
After yet another Presidential press conference failed to go as expected, the White House confirmed today that an expert is being brought in to address the specific problem that has been plaguing them. “Fortunately Supernanny…
Facing criticism over his claim the coronavirus numbers are ‘MUCH better’ as deaths in the United States exceed 80,000, President Trump now has the support of an acknowledged expert in the field, to back him…
With much of America looking to reopen its shuttered economy early, the actions are receiving praise for allowing struggling infectious pathogens like the novel coronavirus a much-needed lifeline. “Those stay-at-home orders really hit me hard….
(Punxsutawney, PA) Western Pennsylvania was in shock today, in addition to being cold, after news leaked that Punxsutawney Phil has been arrested for fraud. This follows a lengthy investigation during which it emerged that he deliberately…
Fans of ‘Coronavirus Task Force’ have reason to celebrate today as the White House announced the popular show is to be renewed despite an earlier decision to cancel it. Executive producer Donald J Trump said…
Mitch McConnell was criticized today after it emerged he made a trip to a Florida beach over the weekend. McConnell insisted it posed no risk. “I maintained a greater than six foot separation from humans…
Scientists and political observers today revealed there is now overwhelming evidence to suggest that the Secretary of State was purposely created in a Russian Laboratory and not born in California as he maintains. “Clearly Mike…
Given numerous protests against the shutdown and poor compliance with stay-at-home orders across the country, a crack team of murder hornets has been brought into the United States from Asia to assist with enforcement. Governors…
Following rampant speculation that he was in a vegetative state or even dead, Kim Jong Un has returned to public life after being seen opening a fertilizer plant. The ruthless despot explained the reason behind…