(The White House) President Trump took time to pay tribute to Merman Cain today after learning about the sad demise of the pizza mogul and former Presidential candidate from COVID-19. “He was a great HUD…
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Following its adoption of a face covering mandate to help control the spread of the Coronavirus, leading retailer Walmart is said to be seriously considering extending the mandate to cover other parts of the body…
As physicians who are not Dr. Stella Immanuel sought to assure their patients that demon sperm does not cause gynecological ailments like cysts and endometriosis, the American Medical Association issued a statement today clarifying that…
As the White House tries to get President Trump’s election year rallies back on track, details were released today of an exciting new component that will be part of them going forward. “We are pleased…
President Trump today conceded that Dr. Fauci was right all along in calling for rigorous double-blinded scientific testing before making pronouncements about the efficacy of medical treatments for treating COVID-19 patients. “That is why I…
In yet another glorious moment of national recognition for Pittsburgh, local broadcaster Wendy Bell has made the shortlist for a major honorific – the National Karen Award. The yearly prize is given to the biggest…
Saying it was crucially important that the Federal Government leads the way during the biggest healthcare crisis to hit the country in living memory, President Trump today announced a nationwide testing program to identify and…
(The White House) Mere days after passing an almost impossible dementia evaluation at the Walter Reed Hospital, President Trump has aced yet another mentally demanding test, this time when he was checking out an article…
The office of Theodore Yoho (R-Fl, 3rd District) has confirmed the Congressman is in hospital tonight, having sustained ‘severe’ twitter burns earlier this week. Medical staff who worked on Yoho when he arrived at the…
Pushed to admit if he will accept the results of the 2020 election, President Trump today said it would not be right to keep the American people waiting on such an important issue. “That’s why…
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Saying he has been racked with guilt for years over it, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell today apologized for blocking the election year nomination of Merrick Garland to fill a Supreme Court vacancy by then…
President Trump has again appeared with a range of GOYA food products, this time with an important messages for the American people. “Eating a bowl of GOYA’s premium frijole negros every day stops you getting…
(The White House) President Trump unleashed a furious tirade today against the latest entity he claims is out to get him – the discipline of mathematics. “When you add two positive numbers together you always…
Following a backlash over its controversial ‘Mask Break Zones’, local amusement park Kennywood has said it is removing them days after opening. “We’re very sorry for adopting a poor policy we didn’t think through properly….
President Trump today challenged Dr. Fauci to produce a birth certificate proving he was born in the United States as he claims to be. “How do we know he wasn’t born in Kenya, where they…
Betsy DeVos says she has come up with a way to reopen the nation’s public schools while at the same time ensuring that the novel Coronavirus is not able to infect children who could pass…
(Bethesda, MD) Officials at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have released details of the cognitive test ‘aced’ by President Donald Trump following a request made under the Freedom Of Information Act (FOIA). Doctors…
(Sterling, VA) There were solemn scenes today at a DC area golf course as a visibly moved President Trump held a moment’s silence on the 9th green to mark what he described as a terrible…
(Keystone, SD) Scientists from the Harold Hamm School of Geology & Geological Engineering at the University of North Dakota arrived at Mount Rushmore today to investigate what they say is an unprecedented geological phenomena that…