With Pittsburgh having been hit by the loss of discount airline WOW, a local startup has stepped in to fill the void by providing area travellers with low cost air travel. YINZAIR will offer cheap…
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There appears to be confusion today over how well Sean Spicer did on his Dancing With the Stars debut, after he held a press conferance claiming he has been awarded the highest score for a…
Sentence has been passed down on actor Felicity Huffmann for her illegal actions in attempting to manipulate college admissions. Though she is only to be incarcerated for 14 days, the sentence is considered very harsh…
As she faces her sentance for her part in the college admissions scandal, actor Felicity Huffman expressed regret today that she did not take a more law-abiding approach to ensuring her child succeeded academically. “If…
The CIA has warned they are observing increased chatter between enemies of the United States the world over in advance of the 2020 election. “Clearly something big is up.” From the Russian Federation to Iran…
(The White House) The Trump administation has decided to ban flavored vaping products for safety’s sake as they are dangerous and appeal to children. President Trump said the issue was very close to his wife…
(The White House) President Trump has said goodbye to his National Security Advisor John Bolton, saying he is no longer a good match for the message the administration wants to project. “With an election looming,…
Award-winning wide receiver Antonio Brown is said to be off to a great start with his new team the New England Patriots, after word leaked that coach Bill Belichick has already kick the holy crap…
(Camp David, MD) Proposed peace talks between President Trump and a delegation representing the Taliban leadership of Afghanistan have been called off. Political analysts said it is almost certainly for the best. “How can we…
(The White House) The Trump Administration has announced plans to drastically limit immigration to the United States, saying that current levels are far too high. “Obviously we will still need to have some immigration.” Pressed…
President Trump has said he will release federal aid to assist the many thousands in the State of Alabama who are suffering because of the hurricane landfall. “See? I was right.” In the Oval Office…
Residents of the State of Alabama have been advised to pack up and leave immediately, after projections of how they will be affected by a hurricane formation off the coast of the United States darkened…
President Trump has said he will be offering the best help you’ve ever seen to the Bahamas, even though he won’t be visiting. “I have ordered the installation of a huge cannon capable of firing…
The United States said its farewells to North and South Carolina today, after President Trump announced that federal disaster aid to the states following hurricane damage would be ‘as successful as it was in Puerto…
American Vice President Mike Pence is said to be in stable condition tonight after ‘taking a turn’ while being shown a bronze statue of Molly Malone that is a well-known tourist attraction in Ireland. “He noted how well polished it was before realizing what he was…
President Trump has convened his top generals to instruct them in his latest military strategy to guarantee national security, it was revealed today. Troop numbers in Afghanistan and other regions of the world are to…
The singer and songwriter Ed Sheeran is dead, according to former superfan Amy Egan. “Ed Sheeran is no more.” The tragic incident occured shortly after he announced his retirement from live performances. “I hadn’t even…
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has sent profuse apologies to Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos after razing his company’s headquarters to the ground. “Sorry I got carried away.” Bolsonaro said he saw the name on the side…
The Islamic Republic of Iran announced its determination to possess nuclear weapons today, though insisted it was for purely peaceful purposes. “We need them to defend ourselves from these wicked sandstorms! They are the devil!!!”…
Hones bees are remembering one of their own today, who they say narrowly escaped the Notre Dame disaster only to be consumed in the raging fires in the Amazon. “He was already pretty disgusted when…