20-Year-Old Psychopath Pissed He Has To Postpone Massacre Until After Birthday

Image credit: adapted from 'Gun Wall' by Flickr user Michael Saechang license CC BY-SA 2.0.

Area psychopath Matthew Daniels said today he is ‘beyond furious’ with Dicks and Walmart for raising the age to buy firearms to 21 years old.

“This is such bullshit.”

The mentally-deranged violent young man, who has nevertheless managed to avoid a criminal conviction, says he had planned to buy a huge supply of weapons and ammunition to waste a bunch of people this coming week, but is now stuck waiting almost a month until his 21st birthday.

“The gun reform movement is getting seriously inconvenient.”

Matthew says he is so bummed out by this temporary halt to his ability to buy guns more powerful than any legitimate use would warrant that he doesn’t know what he might do.

“I’m so pissed I’ll probably kill even more innocent people before blowing my 21-year-old brains out.”

2 Comments on "20-Year-Old Psychopath Pissed He Has To Postpone Massacre Until After Birthday"

  1. WHAT AREA WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? A WELCOME PARTY NEEDS TO GEAR UP

  2. Even if he is “KIDDING” lock him up for a few days for a taste of what’s & who’s to
    “COME INSIDE” (literraly!)

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