It’s Iowa Caucus day which can only mean one thing for Iowans – it’s time to mentally prepare for another three and a half years of total irrelevance. “Things are going to get mighty dull…
ISIS’s top recruiting team was excited about finally getting the opportunity to actively recruit devotees in the United States in 2016, expecting a bounty of dedicated killers with the added advantage that they would already…
Lawyers working on the estate of the late David Bowie have given their first impressions of the late artist’s last will and testament, and the unanimous verdict is it on a par with his 70s…
Authorities in Oregon may think their standoff woes are behind them now that Ammon Bundy in is the hands of federal authorities . But the end of one problem could mark the beginning of another,…
[Miami, FL] Mourners gathered at the Caballero Rivero Cemetery today to attend a moving memorial service for the Presidential Aspirations of former Governor Jeb Bush, which died recently following a long illness. In addition to…
Millennials tuned in to the second helping of the X-Files reboot, ‘Founder’s Mutation’, Monday evening hoping to make more fun of the goofy Sci-Fi series their parents have talked about ever since they were born….
With Rick Santorum and John Kasich both stuck on a solid 1% in the latest CBS News Iowa poll, it was perhaps only a matter of time before the question of which politician was the…
PBS favorite Antiques Roadshow – widely enjoyed for all the appraisal expertise and poorly disguised greed on display – was rocked to its foundations during the most recent taping in Charleston WW. The recording started…
With the release of his nine minute epic White Privilege II, white-skinned artist Macklemore has solidified his reputation as a true genius according to critics, though they are quick to correct people who think that…
The X-Files returns to TV thirteen years after the last television episode was broadcast, to the delight of many. Understandably there will be a few differences from the prior incarnation. The ominous unmarked cargo vans…
After decades of having their products targeted as being unhealthy for both children and adults, the decision to switch the Flint water supply from the Detroit water system to the Flint River to save money…
Fueled by bucket-loads of caffeine and the ever-present fear that they will be fired for not being exciting enough, the weather team at DC local news affiliate WQAC stayed up all through the night brainstorming…
There is a new member of the Solar System, which is believed to almost ten times the mass of Earth. The planet, which no-one suspected existed until now, finally decided to reveal itself to expose…
[Los Alamos, NM] Nuclear scientists at the Los Alamos National Laboratory have issued a desperate warning after Monte Carlo simulations predicted that Sarah Palin and Donald Trump on the same stage constituted a potential critical…
So Donald Trump has defied all expectations by winning the White House. And you thought Dubya was bad! In anticipation of being shut down by the FBI any minute now, here are Breaking Burgh’s 10…
While promoting his latest movie, The Revenant, in Germany, Leonardo DiCaprio drew attention for a comment that he would very much like to play Vladimir Putin. Apparently not understanding that DiCaprio meant play him in…
Oxfam International has released a report saying that the world’s 62 richest billionaires have as much wealth as the entire bottom half of the world’s population. “Wealth is moving rapidly to concentrate at the tippy,…
The political ramifications of sanctions on Iran being lifted may be getting all the attention for now, but it’s the world of unabashed consumerism that going to be the next big story. Companies like Walmart…
Democratic presidential hopeful Martin O’Malley says he has received a clean bill of health from his physician and has boxes full of copies of the report for anyone who wants them. “I’m parking in the…
After the armed occupiers of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge put out their widely derided call for snacks, some members of the public have responded by sending them dildos. Initially, the rugged militiamen were angered by…
