Since facing criticism for her attacks on Donald Trump as being inappropriate and damaging to the Supreme Court, popular liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has promised to stay out of the the 2016 election from…
[Cleveland, OH] As the Republican National Convention gets underway in the Rock and Roll Capital, local police have expressed concern about people open carrying their firearms in the immediate vicinity of the Quicken Loans Center….
[Ankara, Turkey] Authoritarian Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan is expected to come down harshly on the organizers of the failed coup to depose him. But the ruthless leader is reportedly not satisfied with executing them,…
A politically-active amoeba took to cable news networks today to express its gratitude to the #AllLivesMatter movement for ensuring it is not forgotten in the ongoing debate about police shootings and the undue influence of…
Medical professionals at Pittsburgh’s Western Psychiatric Institute have warned that longtime city residents are at serious risk of mental health issues this year due to there being far less to complain about than usual. They…
[Special Terror Report: Spotlight On Ireland] Horrific recent events in France have been affecting people the world over, but perhaps nowhere more than in Ireland’s border counties where former members of paramilitary organizations associated with…
Mission controllers in charge of NASA’s unmanned Juno mission to Jupiter had deemed it an unqualified success when the complicated task of maneuvering the spacecraft into orbit about the planet was successfully executed five years…
[Pittsburgh, PA] Guns N’ Roses has been plagued over the years by turnover in its lineup, with lead guitarist Slash having left in 1994, only to return this year. But the hard rock LA band…
(Portsmouth, NH) Progressive candidate Bernie Sanders has officially endorsed Hillary Clinton as the nominee in a joint appearance bringing the Democratic primary to a conclusion. There was much relief among party figures, at least until they…
(The White House) A man was shot dead today on the grounds of the White House by Secret Service agents who stated the suspect was holding something out in front of him that could have…
[Mount Olympus, Greece] The growing “Mortal Lives Matter” campaign – which organizers insist is a peaceful movement to bring injustice against mortals to light – may have began in response to a number of humans…
The Pokémon Go phenomena sweeping the nation turn a darker today as it came to light that Weavile has been subjected to repeated stops by law enforcement. Though reasons were given in each case it…
Pokémon Go has been released and the augmented reality mobile game is already turning the world upside down as avid players in search of Pokémon are uncovering secrets that have lasted years and even generations….
A travel advisory has been issued warning those traveling to the United States of America to exercise extreme caution during their time there. Citizens of every other country are advised to avoid confrontation with locals,…
The Ark Encounter Theme Park in Williamstown, KY, is finally open and is proving a great hit with visitors, even skeptical ones who can be frequently be heard saying things like “It’s amazing” and “Now…
The painful events in Dallas have led to a lot of discussion about where we stand as a country, and just how unified or polarized we are. But less well known is the opportunity they…
Proving that it is not a town to be messed with, the City of Pittsburgh has suspended residential trash collection for a week so crews can transport 30 tons of garbage to Kenny Chesney’s residence…
The US Surgeon General has declared a new era in health has finally arrived, though it came as a complete surprise as the populace was as unfit as ever as recently as July 6th. But…
Fired Fox News presenter Gretchen Carlson has won a major advantage in her sexual harassment lawsuit against her former network’s CEO and chairman Roger Ailes. A pretrial motion was granted asserting that anyone who ends…
[Pittsburgh, PA] For Immediate Release. The H. J. Heinz is pleased to announce the launch of two new ketchup lines to appeal to consumers in the 21st century. Company CEO Bernardo Hees says this is…
