[Olympics 2016] Pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita ran out of luck in Rio when his groinal bugle knocked the bar during a 17+ foot attempt, blowing a hole in his dreams of Olympic glory. Famed vaulting…
[From our Rio correspondent] As if US swimmer Ryan Lochte being robbed at gunpoint while out on the town wasn’t enough, pole vaulter Sam Kendricks has also been held up at gunpoint with his assailant…
Proving it is not a city to be messed with, Pittsburgh has expressed its disgust with US Olympic swim champion Michael Phelps by ridding itself of water. The dispute began when Phelps snubbed a reporter…
[Rio, Brazil] To nobody’s surprise, fastest-man-on-the-planet Usain Bolt has won the 100m men’s finals at the 2016 Olympics, repeating his triumph at the London games in 2012. Perhaps the only drama during the 9.81s sprint…
[Pittsburgh, PA] With his fifth Olympics behind him, record-breaking swimmer Michael Phelps has bid farewell to Rio and returned to his regular employment towing bituminous coal for the Consol Energy company. While he has been…
Though the Presidency of the United States has typically been regarded as a full-time job that takes every ounce of strength the officeholder has to offer, Donald Trump had said that’s only because there hasn’t…
As is immediately clear from the ridiculous hat that Johnny Depp’s character insists on wearing around the house, his latest movie “Crazy Dangerous Asshole” is a dark commentary about the worst elements of human nature…
The CBS Network has announced the latest addition to its line-up of prime-time police procedurals – a weekly hourlong drama called ‘Investigating Criminal Minds’. “Now sleuthing fans can watch Criminals Minds followed immediately by Investigating…
[Pittsburgh, Pa] Amidst all the controversies coming out of the Rio Olympics, Pittsburgh’s own Ryan Soski has a personal story worthy of national outrage, as it could so easily have been him basking in Olympic…
Even in the cesspool that is social media, Donald Trump towers above all when it comes to spewing forth an uninterrupted tweetstorm of racist misogynistic invective 140 characters at a time. Can I do that…
Hillary Clinton has made one of the most critical decisions of her campaign thus far – selecting the agency that will manage and produce her campaign advertising in the run-up to November. Instead of going…
A climate modeling study has shown Venus may have been habitable in the past, according to NASA’s Planetary Science Astrobiology program. “Venus may have been habitable for 2 billion years, which is theoretically long enough…
Facing a backlash over recent statements, Republican nominee Donald Trump had proclaimed his innocence over accusations leveled at him by the Secret Service and the public at large. “I see all these headlines saying I’m…
Following their terse acknowledgement on twitter of Donald Trump’s thinly-veiled suggestion that Hillary Clinton could be stopped with violence, the Secret Service have confirmed that they have asked Trump to be more specific next time….
Proving that old habits die hard, Hillary Clinton gave President Obama and other leading Democrats cause for concern today during a visit to the White House. Things started out well when Clinton displayed her confidence…
Proving he is an adaptable leader than knows how to solve America’s problems, Donald Trump has done a complete 180 on his immigration stance, and now want to massively increase the net influx of workers…
With ever more headlines and editorials declaring that Donald Trump is “insane” and a “lunatic”, the mentally ill have spoken up to object to what they see as a slanderous practice. The National Alliance on…
Proving he is a Presidential candidate to be taken seriously, Donald Trump has released a detailed 24 character plan (21 without spaces) on what he plans to achieve during his first 100 day in office….
Sean Hannity is fighting back after being called the stupidest person on his network by Wall Street Journal editor Bret Stephens. In a completely characteristic outburst, Hannity insisted he was not FOX News’ dumbest anchor,…
News of a minor accident involving a Mercedes-Benz Roadster And Rare Ferrari is spreading like wildfire across the internet today, causing many people to become distressed at the high level of schadenfreude it is triggering…
