(New York, NY) Though he insists he is not required to do so, President-elect Donald Trump has indicated through his preferred medium of twitter that he will sever ties with his eponymous business empire before…
A Cleveland woman expressed disappointment today with her hike through the woods which, despite the perfect weather and fall leaves on display, was deemed a total failure due to the complete absence of a losing…
Under extreme pressure on social media, CEO Howard D. Schultz (aka Comrade Howie) today confessed the secret he has kept for so long – that his company Starbucks [NASDAQ: SBUX] is really a Marxist-Socialist conspiracy…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Paul DeFries is glad to be an office worker in the age of the internet, as it allows him to get some Christmas shopping done on the sly this Cyber Monday while at…
The Presidency of Donald Grab-Them-By-The-Pussy Trump is only weeks away and preparations are underway in world capitals across the globe. Recognizing that establishing a rapport with the U.S. President, whoever that may be, is crucial,…
(Havana, Cuba) Long-time Cuban leader and permanent thorn-in-the-side-of-the-USA Fidel Castro has died, prompting mixed feelings throughout the Latin American and wider world. Though the story being put out by the Cuban regime is that he…
President-elect Donald Trump has sent America a special Thanksgiving Day Poem. So nice! I’m going to be Prez Thank you for that It wasn’t the plan But then came the hat I like carving turkey…
Out of concern for public health as well as the public good in general, Government officials have cautioned people against serving ‘turducken’ this Thanksgiving. They are concerned that the hen-inside-a-duck-inside-a-turkey is so dense, with no…
(Paris, French Republic) With the E.U. already having been dealt a blow by Brexit, German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been determined to come up with a common strategy to deal with the Trump administration. She…
President-elect Donald Trump is wasting no time putting a shape on his administration. In an unusual move, he announced today that he will appoint two full cabinets with the goal of whittling them down to…
You said you’d leave the country if Trump was elected and you meant it. So how to go about that? Read on to find out! Can I claim refugee status? Unfortunately the US Government is…
(Arlington, VA) President Obama appeared unexpectedly at the National Science Foundation today with a trailer containing three Delorean sports cars he has purchased at his personal expense. He ordered all physicists there under government contract…
In a remarkable turn of fortune, the Confederacy of the United States has won the American Civil War, despite it appearing to have been comprehensively defeated one hundred and fifty years ago. Though the Union…
After dismissing Donald Trump’s claims that the US electoral process is rigged, Democrats have come around to his point of view and agree any outcome must be viewed as highly suspect. Even Democrat nominee Hillary…
(Toyko) As the Asian stock markets plunge at the prospect of a Trump victory in the US election, investors are finding havens in niche markets that are defying the overall trend and rocketing skyward. Companies…
(Miami, FL) Viewed as essential to Trump’s chances of success, Florida is notorious for its razor sharp Presidential election margins. With every vote likely to count, election officials became suspicious when a man in a…
(New York, NY) On the eve of the election that has consumed his attention for the last year and a half, Donald Trump is showing a rare side of himself – uncertainty. With polls about…
(East Pittsburgh, PA, 7.31 pm) With polls closing shortly in the battleground state of Pennsylvania, registered Democrat Tom Coates knows his vote for Hillary Clinton could matter more than any vote he’s ever cast in…
News has leaked of a one-off special of the MTV show Punk’d that is to air tonight after the polls have closed, which host and producer Ashton Kutcher says is the biggest Punk’d ever attempted,…
Donald Trump, a man who is not used to losing, will soon know if he has not prevailed in the 2016 Presidential election. However speculation that Trump will have to deal with a huge mental…
