In a further blow to the pride of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, political experts say President Obama and even a Box of Rocks could have prevailed in the recent election, if the Constitution…
(Trump Tower, NYC) Amid widespread concern that being President of the United States and remaining head of his business empire represents an enormous conflict of interest, Donald Trump sought to allay those fears today. Speaking…
2016 has become the year of the dead celebrity and anyone with have a heart has grown weary of their favorite superstars falling by the wayside. However, fans of the likes of David Bowie, Prince,…
(The White House) A guilty-looking Joe Biden was caught emerging from the Oval Office with a saw in his hand by a member of the press today. Biden confessed to the pool reporter that he…
It’s no news to anyone that 2016 has been a rough year for celebrities and their fans, with A list names appearing in the obituaries with alarming regularity. Even Pope Francis has had enough of…
The ways people choose to celebrate their birthdays are as varied as the day is long, and some argue that many go too far these days by insisting on elaborate parties well into adulthood. But…
(Washington, DC) Donald Trump visited President Obama at the White House today for one of the quainter features of the transition, the traditional afternoon tea party at which the ‘Passing of the Drone’ occurs. The…
Failures to execute death row prisoners in a straightforward manner have been causing controversy recently. But former Marine Gunnery Sergeant Sam Walchowski says States still employing the death penalty needn’t worry, as he knows of…
The Trump Campaign announced today it has secured the services of the iconic American performer known as That Drunk Guy Who’s Always At Karaoke By Himself to sing during the Presidential Inauguration on January 20th….
A pair of Japanese Tourists had a surprise at the Washington Monument when they were approached by Rick Perry who wanted to know how to get to the Government Department he’s going to be head…
The American Psychology Association (APA) has warned people who want to appear grateful for the hideous unwanted gifts they receive this Christmas that they should start practicing their insincere reactions right now. “With Christmas almost…
(Langley, VA) Despite having their competence together with that of the FBI attacked by President Donald Trump, the CIA is not worried about having a hostile presence in the White House. This is because the…
(MOSCOW, RUSSIA) As is customary after each US election, World Leaders have been making congratulatory calls to the winner. Today, the Kremlin released a photograph of Russian leader Vladimir Putin making a call to the…
The Trump campaign held a press conference today to address charges that they were effectively handed the election as a result of Russian interference. Being so exhausting after all his rallying, Trump was represented by…
Fake News is everywhere these day and you may be a fan, but there is another different kind of news that is still popular in some quarters, according to media watcher Hatch Thorman. “This other…
Eyebrows were raised today when a Variety article revealed that Donald Trump plans to stay on as executive producer of The Apprentice even after he assumes the Presidency. But Trump has made clear through his…
Though there have been plenty of young girls living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue over the years, January 20 will mark the first time since the Kennedy Administration that a male child will move into the…
President-elect Donald Trump has issued a rare – for him – apology today after it emerged that he had allowed a foreshortened National Security briefing to distract him from the business of tweeting whatever thoughts…
(Stockton, CA) In a hastily released press release, Duraflame – a leading manufacturer of firelogs – abandoned plans to sell USA-flagged themed logs to avoid charges that they were inciting people to burn the American…
(Indianapolis, IN) As he embarks on a “Thank You” victory tour of the rust-belt states, President-elect Donald Trump has let it be known that even the theory of gravitation as developed by Newton and Einstein…
