The Supreme Court has a new nominee after a dramatic contest in which both the final contenders, Judge Neil Gorsuch of 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals and Judge Thomas Hardiman of the 3rd Circuit, were…
As in airports all across the United States, Pittsburghers turned up at the Pittsburgh International Airport over the weekend in a show of support for refugees. Sadly, however, Pittsburgh’s support for refugees has its limits,…
There was a minor security incident in the White House today after a small explosion was traced to the President’s smartphone. At first the blame was placed on the battery given the highly publicized stories…
Local racist and White Power aficionado Derek Wilford said he can finally sleep at night knowing he is safe in his home from the threat of vetted former US Army translators and Iranian anthropology PhD…
A Saudi National was bemused to see police and angry crowds when he arrived at JFK today en route to a suicide mission in New York City. “They appeared to be detaining some people. Not…
Though Donald Trump has proved to be many things already as President, it wasn’t expected that he would turn out to be one of the great educator Presidents. But he is being hailed as exactly…
President Trump’s joy at getting started on his signature wall along the border with Mexico turned sour today after an aide let slip that it wouldn’t be the greatest wall ever built. Before John Kelly…
Lots of people are rightly concerned about the pictures of Melania Trump going around and wonder how anyone that morally compromised could ever be allowed near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. But it turns out this is…
While searching for a new job, former President Barrack Obama has expressed frustration at the limited job hits he’s coming up with on sites like Monster.com “I diligently entered search terms relevant to my experience…
Physics departments across the country are ablaze with activity after new empirical evidence called ‘Alternative Facts’ appears to supports one of the field’s strangest and most tantalizing theories – that multiple realities could exist. “That…
In advance of the AFC Championship game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the New England Patriots, Quarterback Tom Brady has spoken out about concerns over cheating. “We will definitely not be cheating using any previously…
With everyone concerned about a person of Donald Trump temperament controlling a nuclear arsenal there was a moment of panic on Inauguration Day when it became time for the military aide tasked with carrying the…
Donald Trump has finally turned his attention to the record crowds that turned in force the day after he became the nation’s 45th President. “I am very pleased to see all these women out shopping…
While she is the first to admit she’s not a very political person, Lorrie Varguss confessed today to some nagging doubts about how the Trump administration will work out. “He said his plan is going…
Fact checkers have an extra reason to feel sorrowful today, after one of their own was found dead at his Washington DC desk, apparently from exhaustion. Josh DeWitt, 43, was remembered by colleagues as a…
A businesslike President Obama is reportedly spending his last days at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue saying goodbye to his staff and childproofing the White House in preparation for its new occupant. “The worry with small children…
Following the indignity of not just Bruce Springsteen, but a Bruce Springsteen cover band refusing to perform at his Inauguration, President-elect Donald Trump was hit with a further blow today when the Inaugural Platform pulled…
Though most Republicans have long been reliable saviors of America from the terrible fate of cheap imported Canadian pharmaceuticals, 13 Democratic Senators, including rising star Cory Booker, have thankfully joined them to save us from…
Fears that Donald Trump’s Inauguration may not have a marquee name attached vanished in a puff of smoke today when famed Austrian A Capella troupe The Von Trumps agreed to perform in honor of the…
Donald Trump has managed to secure his first true ‘A lister’ to perform at his inauguration, after legendary crooner Frank Sinatra did not object when his corpse was exhumed from Desert Memorial Park in Cathedral…
