(Easter Monday) President Trump boasted today of a huge showing of support for his administration by young people who held a rally on the White House grounds. “Young people are the future, and judging by…
An elderly man complained today about not being forcibly removed from his Spirit Airlines flight after using the carrier for the first time. Wilbur Coattes of Fort Lauderdale was left wishing the flight he found…
(London, UK) The White House has let the British Royal Family know that President Trump expects to have a ride in the Queen’s gold carriage when he visits the UK later this year. Protecting the…
(Vatican City) Further bolstering his reputation as the hippest leader of the Catholic Church since Boniface III, Pope Francis rocked St. Peter’s Square this Easter with a Mass that will surely go down as one…
(Cong, Ireland) The residents of Cong were shocked this week when a veteran of the 1916 Easter Rising wandered into town to inquire if combat operations were over or not. Ruairí Ó Cathasaigh was only…
Following the PR disaster facing United Airlines over the forced removal of Dr. David Dao, Delta CEO Edward H. Bastian said it was time to think outside the box to ensure such situations don’t arise…
China has warned the threat of open conflict between the United States and North Korea has never been higher in recent times, with President Trump suggesting he will take pre-emptive action if North Korea attempts…
Only weeks into his first term President Trump is already making good on his campaign promise to put America, Syria, Afghanistan and the Korean Peninsula first, with airbases bombed, never-before-used weapons deployed, and a nuclear…
A small moon of the planet Saturn has the conditions necessary to support life, reports NASA. As revealed by the Cassini probe, Enceladus contains a sub-surface ocean with minerals and thermal heat vents that scientists say…
The White House has announced that it has attacked ISIS militants in Afghanistan with the budget for the National Endowment for the Arts. The NEA budget was dropped at 7:32 p.m. local time over a…
A passenger on a United flight from Houston to Calgary has been stung by a scorpion that fell from an overhead bin during flight. Crew members were actually aware the scorpion was on board before…
There are going to be big changes at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, after HUD Chief Ben Carson was stuck in an elevator when visiting an affordable housing complex in Miami. Following his…
During the election of 2016, nominee – and now President – Donald Trump made no secret of his views on NATO, which he unambiguously described as ‘obsolete’. However the failing mutual defense organization has made…
Paramedics and police have been called to the White House briefing room following an incident in which a reporter was sadly shot and killed. There appeared to be little doubt who the culprit was, as…
United’s eagerly anticipated show of being sorry for what happened on one of its flights is now well into its first week, with rumors abounding that the hugely expensive production is struggling. Theatre critics were…
(Atlanta, GA) The Centers For Disease control has issued a warning that an epidemic of Foot in Mouth disease has broken out across the Unites States. Unlike the more common foot and mouth disease that…
As United Airlines stock slide following the fallout from a man being violently ejected from one of its flights and poor management of the response by CEO Oscar Munoz, the board decided yesterday that he…
In an attempt to convey the depravity of Syrian President Assad’s use of chemical weapons, Sean Spicer has claimed that their use is something not even Hitler lowered himself to, despite the mass killing of…
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is facing what may be his biggest backlash to date over his remark that Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons, which he then compounded with statements that implied victims of…
“I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject.” So said President Trump today in response to a question on how arrangements for the traditional White House Easter Egg Roll were progressing. “Nobody knew…
