After introducing the exciting concept of ‘Alternative Facts’ a few months ago, President Trump has taken the occasion of his return from overseas to unveil the latest gift from his administration, ‘Alternative Words’. Just like…
Following the release of a CDC report that STDs are at an all-time high, President Trump took time today to remember the fallen of his own Personal Vietnam, which was spent avoiding sexually transmitted diseases…
After remaining silent for days on the deaths of two men who intervened to protect women on a train in Portland, a tweet has finally appeared on Trump’s official, but not his personal, account. “The…
Disguising himself as a foreign press pool reporter with a curly moustache and horn-rimmed glasses, Pope Francis took a front row seat in the White House briefing room today with the knowledge of all the…
The cable news world is still reeling from the loss of one of their finest, as tributes to the late Roger Ailes continue to flow in. The former Fox News giant is being most fondly…
In a major embarrassment for the son-in-law of the President, the true reason why Jared Kushner didn’t establish his own personal backchannel to the Russian Government has come to light. Speaking off the record, Russian…
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Despite intense pressure not to do so in the face of ever more dire predictions concerning global warming, President Donald Trump has reaffirmed that the United States will not join the Paris Accord on limitations…
President Trump has criticized other nations for not having the death penalty, which he says should especially apply to suicide bombers. “Anyone who terrorizes and kills good people by suicide bombing deserves nothing less than…
The person Montana decided would be good to have in Congress, newly-elected GOP Representative Greg Gianforte, has had a lot of requests for interviews since he body-slammed a reporter to the ground for asking a…
Speaking at a graduation ceremony at her Alma Mater, former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton urged the assembled young people to go into the world with a dream of what they want to be and do….
President Trump is one limb less than last week following a meeting with President of Tajikistan, Emomali Rahmon, in which Trump tried to impose his trademark handshake on the Tajik hardman. “We’re playing this game,…
A Twin Peaks viewing party is still in critical condition a week after the fateful airing of the 2-hour episode “The Return”. The party began innocently enough with fresh-brewed coffee and cherry pie on hand,…
(Vatican City) What started out as a very stiff and awkward meeting between President Donald Trump and Pope Francis became more relaxed and friendly today after the two discovered they shared a common interest in…
(Vatican City) Strange reports out of the Vatican today describe a number of highly unusual incidents troubling enough in their nature for the Carabinieri (Italian Police) to be called in to investigate. Residents first noted…
Arriving in Israel today, U.S. President Donald Trump said he planned to settle the Israeli-Palestinian issue before he left and asked where the mock boardroom he requested was. Hearing there wasn’t one, he ordered the…
An elephant accused of the murder of a big game hunter in the Hwange National Park in Zimbabwe has announced through her legal representatives that she will be pleading Not Guilty and arguing it was…
The country known as the United States is frantically packing its bags in a bid to leave the North American continent before President Donald Trump returns from an overseas trip. Their relationship has been highly…
(Austin, TX) The prospect of legislation to increase gun control is well known to boost gun sales in anticipation of future restrictions, and the very same phenomenon is currently playing out in Texas regarding self…
(The White House) President Trump instructed the Secret Service to inspect the curtains in the Oval Office today to see if anyone was trying to avoid him, having learned that is what former FBI Director…
