Following his twitter attack on cable network host Mika Brzezinski, women’s group have praised President Trump’s acknowledgment of their health issues while a group of all-male Senators seek to slash medical benefits with no concerns…
A polio charity in Georgia that provided years of treatment to Mitch McConnell as a toddler, sparing him from paralysis, has announced it will be taking back his legs. Though not government funded, the charity…
Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell has announced a delay in voting on the Senate American Healthcare Act which will now take place after the holiday. Despite rumors it was because he didn’t have the votes,…
After decades of seemingly unsolvable conflict, the Israelis and the Palestinians have come to a surprise permanent peace agreement. The historic accord was reached when leaders Bibi Netanyahu and Mahmoud Abbas realized they and the…
President Trump has admitted he does not have in his possession tapes of conversations he had with the FBI Director he fired, James Comey. The revelation appeared at first to contradict previous statements that strongly…
At a National Security Briefing this morning, the heads of the various Intelligence Agencies attempted to inform the President about a dangerous entity who is trolling America on social media. The threat is said to…
Toymaker Mattel has followed up last year’s introduction of more diverse Barbie dolls with a wide variety of new Ken Dolls. However it is already receiving criticism that it is neglecting many groups, such as…
The forced resignation by UBER CEO Travis Kalanick may have satisfied investors, but his abrupt removal is not being taken well by many of the managers and engineers at UBER, who say they intend to…
The leading lights of America’s progressive left are hanging up their beanies and advocating a return to the traditional values of the Eisenhower days which they now say maybe weren’t so bad after all. The…
(Moscow) The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) has launched an investigation into President Donald Trump following allegations that he has been coordinating with members of the U.S. political establishment not on its…
In the wake of a Supreme Court ruling that trademark applications cannot be denied on the basis that the trademark is defamatory in nature, TV host Bill Maher has reportedly filed a trademark application for…
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is set to vacate the podium that made him a favorite target on SNL. Despite initial rumors that he will take on another role within the Trump administration, he…
Camp David – the woodland Maryland retreat beloved by Presidents from Eisenhower to Reagan to Obama – has undergone a sudden strange transformation that has shocked those who maintain the property. Largely unchanged since Nixon…
Secretary for Energy Rick Perry make a landmark speech today in which he said he is ‘on board’ with calls to increase the use of cellar power. “Lots of people are talking about the need…
Local family man Tom Nowak couldn’t hold back the tears when seven-year-old son David said he wanted to made him proud one day. “My boy plans to get into the White House to investigate whatever…
The high-profile prosecution of Bill Cosby has ended in a mistrial after a Pennsylvania jury was unable to come to a unanimous decision. The question of exactly why they failed to decide the case was…
(Washington, DC) The White House has had its first major renovation in decades in response to the increasing number of legal representatives who need to be there round the clock providing advice to their clients….
Amazon have purchased Whole Foods in a deal worth 13 billion, which Jeff Bezos claims will revolutionize the food industry. Most daring is his plan to edge physical vegetables out of the marketplace, which he…
(Grant County, KY) In what may be the final nail in the coffin of the biblical theme park Ark Encounter, the second largest investor after the State of Kentucky, God, has pulled out of the…
With increasing pressure being piled on the 45th President of the United States, now including an obstruction of justice probe, Donald Trump today warned there is a chance he may lose his legendary cool at…
