Robert Mueller surprised President Trump today on the occasion of his 71st birthday with a present he put a lot of thought into. “I didn’t want him to think I’d forgotten with everything else going…
The Public Theater’s production of Julius Caesar, in which the titular bombastic leader who gets assassinated has a distinctly contemporary flavor, continues to generate controversy with financial backers pulling out. Though former corporate sponsors focused…
The Senate Intelligence Committee took time out today to try to help a lost elderly man who wandered into the room where they were due to conduct a hearing into the firing of FBI Director…
Facing a barrage of questions about his connections to Russia and his involvement in the firing of FBI Director James Comey, Attorney General Jeff Sessions employed the notable diversionary tactic of reminding the Senators grilling…
Following his hugely successful full Cabinet Meeting earlier this week, President Trump has announced a series of Cabinet Meetings along the same lines that will be open to the public. In the spirit of open…
A solitary neuron in the President’s brain that recommended against firing Robert Mueller has reportedly been outvoted by all the other neurons which enthusiastically approve of getting rid of the special counsel. The isolated neuron…
The legs of the table at which a meeting of the Trump cabinet was held today sought to distance the supporting role they played from the cringe-worthy sycophantic displays of support put on by members…
Concerns were expressed today for author JK Rowling after a tweet appeared on her account which was less than 110% scorching on the internet ‘burn’ scale. “It’s not like her to fail to totally destroy…
Workers at the White House are being retrained in their jobs today on account of two new people coming to live there that brings the average mental age of occupants way up. The current staff,…
Disavowing rumors he doesn’t want to visit the United Kingdom anymore because he is not popular there, President Trump has indicated he will instead be making a State Visit to the Wizarding World of Harry…
(London, UK) With a deal for governance now hammered out between the Tory party and the DUP, the first UDA hardmen have arrived in London to get to work running the United Kingdom on a…
This weekend, patriots across the country defended America by holding protests against two despicable forms of jurisprudence that have already taken hold in vast parts of the country – Sharia Law and the equally imminent…
Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is in the news over her use of a common swear word during a speech in which she told young Democrats ‘if we are not helping people we should go the f***…
Following a second provocation in which a Nashville fan threw a catfish onto the ice in PPG Arena, travelling Pens fans have been urged not to respond by throwing penguins on the ice of the…
The FDA has issued instructions that all packaged beef jerky is to be removed from shelves of 7-Elevens and other places it is sold with immediate effect. Those who have the dessicated meat product in…
NBC has announced a full season order for breakout TV sensation “The James Comey Show” after a highly imaginative promotional campaign drew huge crowds. Executives couldn’t say enough good things about the lively variety show….
President Trump defended himself today in the face of damning testimony by fired FBI Director James Comey that suggested Trump had acted inappropriately by letting him go. Trump contends it’s not his fault as he…
Internet Company Yahoo has been sold to Verizon, which is combining it with their existing past-its-prime holding, AOL, to form a brand new out-of-date entity called Oath. “By bringing these two internet has-beens together, we…
With James Comey’s damning evidence against him now out for all to see, President Trump has defended himself via twitter saying the extensive meetings had nothing to do with obstruction of justice. “Only met w…
The dome of the U.S. Capitol building is being hastily removed to allow for the can of whoopass former FBI director James Comey will bring with him when he appears to testify before Congress on…
