Anthony Scaramucci insisted today that the end of his tenure as part of the Trump administration does not mean his vulgar tirades need come to an end. “Might I remind you that a certain President…
Drivers in the downtown D.C. area are being forewarned about a huge pile-up involving moving trucks outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue that is bringing traffic to a standstill. “Seems like there’s always people vacating this residence.”…
The estate of the late American novelist Mario Puzo is expected to receive a substantial windfall with news that his crime novel ‘The Last Don’ has been optioned to be turned into the second term…
Reince Priebus has been dismissed as White House Chief of Staff by President Trump, leaving the former RNC chairman to wonder what he might have done differently to save his job. “Certainly that time I…
An M1 Abrams tank, christened Danielle by the crew but who later changed it to David to better reflect who he is, is said to be saddened today at the prospect he may have to…
Former President Barack Obama is undergoing round the clock care to treat a life-threatening condition as a result of laughing so hard it could kill him. The medical emergency started at approximately 2am on Friday…
Hillary Clinton is bringing out a new book ‘What Happened’ about the 2016 election, which is being eagerly anticipated as she has promised to drop the façade she maintained throughout her life in politics to…
With many positions below cabinet level still left vacant, President Trump has been criticized for failing in one of his primary duties to ensure the right people get appointed in a timely manner. However he…
With President Trump now being openly critical of his Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, speculation is rampant that the former Alabama senator is about to get his marching orders. Though many people would be glad to…
A pair of Blue Pajamas is being commended today for services to a grateful nation that it spared untold pain and suffering. This tale of bravery and sacrifice began with Texas representative Blake Farenthold declaring…
Newly appointed White House Communications Director Antony Scaramucci says he plans to hunt down all the leakers plaguing the Trump Administration, and that soon there will be no more damaging information getting out of the…
The Boy Scouts of America is seeking answers today following reports that a ‘creepy old man’ was on the loose at the National Scout Jamboree leading impressionable young boys astray. Parents were not at all…
John McCain may have just undergone surgery related to his highly aggressive cancer diagnosis, but that didn’t stop Republicans leaning on him to see if his head incision has healed enough to withstand hours in…
Blake Farenthold, a Republican Congressman from Texas, is making headlines after saying it’s ‘absolutely repugnant’ that ‘some female senators from the Northeast’ were able to stall GOP efforts to repeal Obamacare. Farenthold went on to…
Jared Kushner fought back strongly today during questioning by Senate investigators, insisting that allegations he may have been truthful in the past were completely misplaced. “Let me be very clear: I did not collude with…
(The White House) Any hopes that Donald Trump would exercise restraint in using the power of the Presidential Pardon appeared to be dashed today when he pardoned his outgoing Press Secretary. “I hereby pardon Sean…
Republican Governor Chris Christie has signed a bill raising the minimum age to buy tobacco products in the state of New Jersey to 21 months, up from the previous threshold of 19 months. The move,…
The question of what former Press Secretary Sean Spicer wants to do now that he has resigned his post appears to have an answer today, as news leaked of a demo reel he made arriving…
Sean Spicer’s rocky tenure as White House press secretary finally came to an end today when he resigned in protest at the President’s appointment of New York financier Anthony Scaramucci as communications director. Though Trump asked…
O.J. Simpson is out of prison in after serving nine years for armed robbery, following a parole hearing. Asked today what he is doing with his freedom, the former NFL star infamously acquitted of the…
