People of all political stripes were saddened this week to learn that Arizona Senator John McCain has brain cancer, following reports that he has already undergone surgery to remove a mass that was causing problems….
The Trump administration’s travel ban on laptops on flights originating in the Middle East seeking to enter the country has been ended. However critics of the President’s immigration policies say this is not nearly enough….
At its first public meeting, President Trump’s invite-only twelve-person commission on voter fraud has decided 20 to 0 to continue its investigation of voter fraud in the 2016 election. Formed by Trump in light of…
Apple (AAPL) has filed a patent for a sophisticated new technology that enables people to secretly call police simply by touching their iPhone screen in a certain way. Based on fingerprint and gesture recognition, this…
(Bakery Sq, Pittsburgh, PA) Google Maps have announced a complete revision of their algorithm for producing directions that will apply specifically to the Pittsburgh area. This is reportedly a direct result of feedback received through…
Senior Police officials are apologizing today after it emerged that a concerned citizen who called for their assistance is still in fact alive and well. “The public has certain expectations of law enforcement when they…
With tears streaming from his eyes, President Trump asked for forgiveness this evening from his base for straying from the path and flirting with moral decency by distancing himself from his supporters’ chants of “Send…
After a rocky start to his administration during which people questioned if he would ever develop a political outlook to define his Presidency, Donald Trump finally nailed it today when he said he planned to…
Supporters of the Paris Accord to mitigate climate change are taking a different tactic in an effort to overcome President Trump’s declared opposition to the landmark agreement. Taking note of French President Macron’s approach of…
Inspired by President Trump’s innovation to make his border wall transparent – so people will not be struck without warning by bags of drugs thrown from the other side – Mexico has proudly announced that…
After returning from his second trip to Europe in as many weeks, President Trump was finally briefed on dubious photographic evidence suggesting famed aviator Amelia Earhart might have survived her final flight and been taken…
Scientists at Oxford University have determined what the last creatures on earth will be before the Sun engulfs it, when it will be so inhospitable that almost all forms of life will have long ceased…
In an unusual development at the Bastille Day Parade in Paris, visiting American President Donald Trump started yelling “Again! Again!” once the display of military prowess concluded. It quickly became apparent Trump was sincere in…
Last week saw media outlets erupt with images of Ivanka Trump, eldest daughter of U.S President Donald Trump, representing her father at a G20 meeting. While delegations are allowed to have alternates represent their leader…
Following his return from the G20 meeting during which he often appeared distracted, doctors have diagnosed President Trump with clinical exhaustion and prescribed total bedrest without interruption. “For not a day less than 3 and…
(Williamsburg, NYC) The eclectic musician Beck (full name Beck Hansen) has filed a lawsuit in Federal court charging the hipster movement with trademark infringement and withholding of royalties over a period of more than a…
An mysterious unknown species of sea creature has washed up on a State-owned New Jersey beach over the weekend, causing great excitement amongst ocean biologists. The unidentified life-form was not discovered straight away, as the…
A post on President Trump’s twitter account featuring him body-slamming someone at a WWE event with the CNN logo superimposed has many people upset that the occupant of the White House could be so crass….
A self-described petulant child is fighting back against what he says are unfair and offensive comparisons with the President of the United States, after it happened yet again when a video attacking CNN appeared on…
Buoyed by a partial victory when the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated parts of his travel ban in advance of a hearing on its constitutionality in October, President Donald Trump is attempting to expand its scope…
