The arrest of James Alex Fields Jr, accused of killing one and injuring many more in Charlottesville, has come as a great surprise to neighbors in Ohio, who today recalled the gentle neo-Nazi they thought…
Speaking at a veteran’s event today, President Trump addressed events in Charlottesville that have left at least one dead and many injured after a car plowed into counter protestors at a right wing rally. Trump…
A local ‘entertainment’ website that is up for Best Local Blogger in the Annual City Paper Best Of Pittsburgh Poll is causing a stir after claiming the whole process is rigged, despite the fact that…
While President Trump has long been known to face down his enemies using large formations of small punchy words, his threat today to use more polysyllabic words takes the current dispute with North Korea to…
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has criticized the humorless scrutiny being applied to President Trump’s assertion that he was glad Putin expelled U.S. diplomatic staff from Moscow because it reduced the payroll. “He…
Don’t be surprised to witness the rare sight of cockroaches operating in open daylight soon say leading entomologists, as the 320 million-year-old insects furiously organize themselves in preparation for their impending responsibility as the world’s…
Saying he wanted to do his best to help the Trump administration, former Vice President Dick Cheney today offered his advice on how to deal with the North Korean regime. “Given what Kim Jong-un and…
Distressed hipster communities across the country have been urging the President to take the latest belligerent noises out of North Korea seriously. “We can’t afford to lose Guac – what would I put on my…
With tensions high, President Trump, as befits his office, took time today to fill the American people in on the challenges before them. Channeling the words of FDR, but tailoring them to fit contemporary times,…
Alarmed by the rising rhetoric of President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said today that this is a time for deescalation and finding common ground. “Guys, you need…
Google CEO Sundar Pichai has cut his vacation to address the crisis in his organization caused by a memo that ridiculed the idea that women and minorities are underrepresented due to ingrained systemic bias. Pichai…
The world is resting easier today after President Trump made clear that ‘Fire and Fury’ is just the name of his band that he plays with to relax. “Obviously I wasn’t threatening North Korea with…
A recently dismissed Google employee is the latest addition to the Trump administration. Sources inside the White House said the new hire didn’t have a political background, but a memo he wrote for his previous…
In a stunning act of loyalty to President Trump and his agenda, Mike Pence has converted himself to run on coal instead of the protein, fats and carbohydrates he has been subsisting on for all…
Pittsburgh awoke to find itself in the national spotlight as the neighborhood of Lawrenceville, comprising much of the city’s ninth and tenth wards, unilaterally declared independence from the rest of the city, and indeed the…
President Trump has accused Senator Blumenthal on twitter of being a ‘phony Vietnam con artist’ and exaggerating his war experiences there. Though Trump himself did not serve in Vietnam, he has claimed that sleeping around…
Lara Trump’s ‘Trump TV’ channel has announced a full schedule of programming, giving Americans a way to see their President in action without the haters getting in the way. In addition to bringing you the…
Following a turbulent appearance on CNN, senior Trump aide Stephen Miller has reminded everyone just how combative he can be, and how closely he resembles a certain foreign leader. In a further twist, Russian President…
Pittsburgh favorite The Original Hot Dog Shop in the Oakland area of the city is about to become a lot more famous as it has been selected for addition to the UNESCO list of World…
With President Trump about to go on an extended vacation, panic has set in that he might try to emulate Vladimir Putin’s style of relaxation in a spirit of friendly rivalry. “I’ve seen what Putin…
