While explaining his lackluster response to the crisis in Puerto Rico today, President Trump has finally laid bare the reason – that it would go against his election mandate. “I can’t supply aid to just…
The White House has announced that Tom Price has tended his resignation as head of the Department for Evaluating Private Jet Service, and that President Trump has reluctantly accepted it. Trump paid tribute to Price’s…
Vice President Mike Pence is reportedly inconsolable after learning that Jared Kushner – someone he has been alone with including in the tight confines of an elevator – has been registered for voting purposes as…
In a continuing escalation of his dispute with the National Football League, President Trump today demanded that Commissioner Roger Goodell eliminate the position of holder. Now its own specialist role, the holder receives the snap…
In a move hailed by activists, women in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia are to be granted the right to drive automobiles, together with the attendant privileges of being the subject of misogynist bad driver…
A man in the midst of making a traditional proposal to his girlfriend in a public park has allegedly been beaten to death by enraged supporters of President Donald Trump. It is believed the strain…
The small African nation state of Nambia is sadly no more. President Trump said he received intelligence of a massive terrorist attack that utterly overwhelmed the plucky pacifist nation, which never stood a chance. “It…
After suggesting NFL owners fire players who ‘take a knee’ to display solidarity with minorities, President Trump has taken flak for being opposed tooth and nail to political gestures. The President quickly rejected this criticism…
(Pyongyang, DPRK) North Korean leader Kin Jong-un wasted no time firing back a combative response to President Trump’s UN address, which included a threat to ‘totally destroy’ the isolated nation on the Korean peninsula. In…
(Boulshaaat, Nambia) The small African nation of Nambia has been thrust into the international spotlight after being mentioned by President Trump during meetings at the UN General Assembly. “Thank you, President Trump, for mentioning us…
Having heard that President Obama had the leaders of around 190 countries listen to him speak at one of his UN addresses, President Trump took to Twitter today to report that he had almost three…
Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell has indicated he intends to bring the Graham-Cassidy bill – the latest attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act (ACA) or Obamacare – for a vote next week. Co-author of…
(NYC) President Trump was visibly absent from the UN General Assembly today as the meeting entered the crucial cage match conflict resolution phase, where countries attempt to solve their differences by having leaders fight one-on-one…
Rumors that the Secret Service will no longer be providing Kellyanne Conway with protection were proved to be unfounded today, after the agency clarified the matter in a rare public statrment. “This is not true….
There were no surprises in the reality TV category at the Emmys where veteran star Donald Trump together with his co-creator Steven Bannon took home the award for best Reality TV program. “There was really…
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly had to excuse himself briefly today to receive treatment for a facial rash, which medical staff determined was the result of excessive facepalming. “The skin eventually becomes irritated…
Presidents and Prime Ministers from all over the globe were bemused today after they say they were punk’d by someone pretending to be President Trump who called Kim Jong-Un a ‘rocketman’ and bragged about crushing…
After revealing how much he enjoyed France’s Bastille Day parade, President Trump has indicated he wants to have his own July 4th Military Parade down Pennsylvania to show off America’s might. This has triggered objections…
The beloved Log Jammer at Kennywood was supposed to have its final riders on Sunday, but that will not be the case according to Pittsburghers who have forcefully occupied the Park in protest at its…
Retailer Toys R Us has issued what is believed to be the biggest ever recall of piggy banks, which is said should to returned to its stores as soon as possible. “Do not under any…
