Insisting that the Christian Right were getting it all wrong, God today issued more commandments in an effort to get the people who claim to be his most vociferous devotees on the proper path. In…
Speculation is mounting that former Vice President Joe Biden is considering a bid for the White House, after realizing the Democratic Party has not produced anyone who has captured the Left’s imagination – other than…
The writers of House Of Cards Season 6 say they have successfully reworked the remaining story arc after realizing the success of Twin Peaks: The Return demonstrated that audiences were prepared to accept far stranger…
Fresh from impressive gains in the State of Virginia, leading Democrats are becoming increasingly bullish about their prospects in the next Presidential race, including their ability to sway the all-important Russian troll demographic. “In the…
Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore took time today to explain his opposition to abortion, which he says is very personal to him. “I’m in my early seventies so the fetus you want to abort could…
An already anxious public wondering who would be next in the #MeToo saga enveloping Hollywood today learned the terrible truth that Portia de Rossi says acting legend Seven Seagal sat her down and unzipped his…
With all eyes in Hollywood on the prize for Best Picture at the 2018 Academy Awards, a movie untainted by scandalous association rates it’s prospects at a very healthy 50-50. The film’s producers, who somehow…
President Trump got an opportunity to continue his bromance with President Putin in person today as they met in Vietnam as the APEC conference. Both decked out in resplendent matching blue shirt, Russian President Putin…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Following the abrupt decline and fall of nationally-known comedian Louis CK, and an icky storyline involving Aziz Ansari, local stand-up Jack Fap revealed today how he manages to be both hip and edgy…
After being convicted and sentenced to 47 months in prison, former Trump aide Paul Manafort has assured his family that he will not rot in prison. “It doesn’t matter what I’ve done, kids, because a…
When asked to comment on the time-honored Presidential tradition of pardoning turkeys before Thanksgiving, President Donald Trump surprised reporters today when he didn’t respond with a bad pun as is typical of these occasions –…
Economists are warning that the United States is at imminent risk of structural collapse due to mass unemployment, as the implications of a woman being fired by her employer for giving the finger to the…
Following the latest mass shooting incident in Texas, President Trump has claimed these tragedies have everything to do with mental illness and absolutely nothing to do with guns, prompting widespread criticism of him as a…
It’s time to vote again in Pittsburgh and there’s no icestorms or microbursts so there’s no excuse not to get out there and do your civic duty. If there’s a referendum on anything, we recommend…
President Trump has been the subject of ridicule after photos emerged of him dumping a whole box of food into a pond of ornamental Japanese Koi at the Akasaka Palace in Tokyo. However the US…
Pittsburgh City Council has promised a future free of nebbing, after passing landmark legislation today banning the nosey practice within City limits. The PPD will make on the spot arrests for openly nebbing on public…
Air Force One touched down in Honolulu today with everyone in high spirits in anticipation of a successful 9-day tour of Asia. However, President Trump was soon in a foul mood, due to what he…
On the lighter side of President Trump’s trip to Asia comes the adorable story of the reuniting of daughter Ivanka Trump with one of her sweatshops that she had forgotten ever existed. “I think this…
After teasing people over who he would appoint as the next Chair of the Federal Reserve System for days, President Trump has announced that Mr. Burns, who had privately expressed interest in the role, is…
