NASA has confirmed that being in space has changed Scott Kelly’s DNA, after tests revealed differences from the DNA of his formerly identical twin, fellow astronaut Mark Kelly. For a long time NASA did not…
Plumbers were called to the White House today to deal with an emergency situation after word arrived that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization to turn over documents related to Russia. Though…
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Advocates of arming teachers are claiming victory today, after a teacher in a Northern California school fired his gun inside a classroom, injuring three students. “We started talking about this way back in February and…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A lawsuit filed by the Republic of Ireland in the Allegheny County Court of Common Pleas is seeking damages from the city for ‘misappropriate of cultural properties in the form of a publicized…
Commander Buzz Lightyear, the first Space Force Chief of Staff appointed by President Trump, resigned today over disagreements with the White House on how to handle the Martian problem. Relations had already soured minutes after…
United Airlines are in the doghouse yet again, after a flight attendant insisted on putting a dog in a regulation carrier in an overhead bin instead of leaving it under the seat like normal. The…
Saying it was too much of a struggle to keep up with the steady stream of firings and resignations, the White House said today that it will instead be announcing who is not yet leaving…
After learning via tweet that he has been fired from his position at the State Department, Rex Tillerson has announced he will follow the path Conon O’Brien took after he was rudely dismissed from the…
Jeff Bezos released a statement this afternoon announcing the dismissal of the company’s well-known personal assistant, Alexa, following her admission to using cannabis while at work. “While we like to think we’re hip open-minded people…
In the latest twist of President Trump’s very adult troubles, former paramour Stormy Daniels has leaked that she has a dress from their torrid affair that could prove to be Trump’s downfall. “I have kept…
The adult actress Stormy Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford, is suing President Trump on the basis that a contract designed to silence her about their relationship was not signed by him. She alleges this renders ‘null-and-void’…
Secretary for Energy Rick Perry is headed to London for a summit on nuclear energy with the Saudis, and is furiously boning up on all things nuclear in preparation. “First I will practice saying the…
After news leaked that Trump International, the President’s company currently managed by his sons, had ordered Presidential Seals to be used to mark golf tees at their resort hotels, concerns quickly grew that it was…
Ben Carson went on record today about the difficulties he is facing, saying he never knew equipping a government office could be so difficult. “There are more complexities in picking out a dining set than…
In a tense year overloaded with heavy meaning, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did not shy away from sending a powerful message by awarding the Oscar for Best Picture to The Shape…
After joking about wanting to follow in his Chinese counterpart’s footsteps by becoming President for life, President Trump has decided the time to ‘give it a shot’ has come, and has been seeking suggestions for…
Warren Beatty was overjoyed to learn he would get a second chance to present the Best Picture Oscar at this year’s Academy Awards, after giving it to La La Land instead of Moonlight by mistake…
Vladimir Putin’s slideshow presentation on Russia’s nuclear capability was received with concern a few days ago with its echoes of Cold War rivalries. While initially believed to be about the threat of supposedly unstoppable new…
After shocking politicians of all stripes and the NRA by vocalizing a number of pro-gun-control talking points this week, the issue of President Trump’s ultimate stance on the issue is on everyone’s mind. Asked what…