Following the revelation on 60 Minutes that President Trump has a fantasy political painting by Andy Thomas of himself with other Republican presidents hanging in the White House, there have been calls for its removal….
The emotional support squirrel who was banned from a Frontier airlines flight has spoken up about the way he and his human were treated. “She needed me on that flight. Frontier’s policies are frankly nuts.”…
President Trump has reversed his earlier position of not pressuring the Saudi government to explain the disappearance of thorn-in-their-side journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and says he will use his substantial leverage to gets answers after all….
A wealthy art collector from Europe is reportedly livid that nothing notable has happened to the Banksy artwork he now owns since completing a purchase for 3.2 million euros at a Paris auctioneer yesterday. “It’s…
(The White House) Critics of President Trump are swapping stories of a unusual feeling that maybe he was not so crazy after all that came over them today. “For a few minutes – around lunchtime…
After an uneventful first day on the US Supreme Court, Justice Brett Kavanaugh celebrated today with those that he loves most in the world, a selection of high quality craft beers. “To all those who…
After thoroughly enjoying the elevation of accused attempted rapist Brett Kavanaugh to the bench, President Trump today said he wanted it to be more of a challenge next time. “That was too easy. I’d only…
Reports of the catastrophic consequences of ignoring climate change have been dismissed by the planet’s cockroach population as unnecessary fear-mongering by scientists working on behalf of the United Nations. “So the temperature rises by a…
The United Nations is facing criticism today for releasing a report that warns of catastrophic changes within a generation without considering the implications for users of the phrase “It’s not the end of the world”….
Senate Leader Mitch McConnell announced today that he was conferring upon Senator Susan Collins the highest honor he knew, that of honorary straight while male. “Today you join an elite club, and all you must…
The National Weather Service has issued a warning that the same formation that struck the nation with such ferocity last Thursday will probably strike again later this week. “Do not underestimate the belligerence of this…
After first calling for an FBI investigation into the Democratic side of the judiciary committee, Lindsey Graham today insisted there was no such person as senator Dianne Feinstein, who he maintains is actually George Soros…
The Federal Bureau of Investigation today responded to critics who claim it is working with both hands tied behind its back by insisting its investigation into Brett Kavanaugh is free from any significant constraints. “The…
