Saying it was time he paid more attention to honoring the arts, President Trump today announced he was appointing a new talent he stumbled upon to a prestigious position. “I am pleased to announce Louis…
A Mexican grandmother today finally confessed to charges by President Trump that she’s out to destroy American lives any way she can, saying it was his persistence in calling her out that finally broke her….
The hospital where Ruth Bader Ginsburg is receiving treatment for two malignant nodules identified in her lung is kindly asking people to stop sending their organs there. “We think democrats are just ripping out one…
Cellular phone users are being warned their devices will be inoperable over the next few days after a hotline to allow members of the public to pass a message on to President Trump proved hugely…
News that the New York State Attorney General’s office is overseeing the dissolution of the Trump Foundation was met with dismay by charity workers today, who said that it’s the ones who depend on charitable…
As the Steelers celebrate their victory over the Patriots, New England fans paid their respects to their former star quarterback today, who was put down by his coach in Pittsburgh last night. “Tom Brady will…
As he starts his prison sentence, former Trump lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen says he hopes he can mend their fractured relationship once they meet again in the prison cell he now calls home. “Bad…
Speaking with Democratic Congressional leaders in the White House, President Trump has made it clear he is determined to shut down the Government if he does not get funding for his wall. Though normally the…
(The White House) Saying there was a desperate shortfall of willing candidates within the United States, staffers today announced that President Trump has decided to outsource the upcoming Chief of Staff vacancy to India. “With…
(The White House) President Trump’s staffers busied themselves today preparing for the departure of the replacement for General John Kelly, who is leaving his position as Chief of Staff at the end of the year,…
General Kelly is leaving the White House at the end of the year, meaning that speculation is turning to who might be his replacement, with Mike Pence’s current Chief of Staff in the running. But…
With word that Chief of Staff General John Kelly will be out by the end of the year, speculation is growing not just about his replacement but what the Marine Corps General will do once…
(Heinz Field) Pittsburgh Police are investigating the brazen theft of an NFL game alleged to have occurred on Sunday night in the North Side part of the city. The audacious crime is said to have…
As the nation pays its respects to George Herbert Walker Bush, stories are circulating that the former WWII Navy pilot and 41st President briefly came back to life with a last minute request he forget…
