February 2019

Zuckerberg To Close Down Facebook At End Of Month

Mark Zuckerberg has informed friends he will be shutting down Facebook at the end of the month, after ‘getting the message’ that it’s bad. “Can’t you tell when something’s meant to be a goof? Jeez!”…





Seal Of Virginia Admits To Blacking Up

Saying it was bound to come out sooner or later, the Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia has admitted to regularly blacking up during its long history stretching back to the Virginia Convention of 1776,…