Though the enduring image of CPAC 2019 is President Trump hugging the American flag, Vice President Mike Pence was supposed to have done the same during his speech to help fire up the crowd. However…
Senator Bernie Sanders has launched his 2020 bid for the Presidency in Brooklyn. Given the high impact he made in the 2016 Democratic primary before eventually losing to Hillary Clinton, he has a solid base…
(National Harbor, MD) The Conservative Political Action Conference has come to an abrupt end, after a fire engulfed the building in which it was being held. “Fortunately nobody was hurt, except the person who had…
First Lady Melania Trump is embarking on a three-state tour on which she wants to promote a positive message on how to ‘be best’. “Like if you realize you’re with the wrong person but are…
Though it’s widely being reported that the Momo Challenge is a viral hoax that is not causing widespread harm, what’s not being considered is the damage being done to members of Generation X who are…
Fire Departments across the country are dealing with an epidemic of house fires, particularly in New York City and California. The puzzling outbreak was finally explained today when investigators discovered it was Democrats burning their…
Fresh off her appearance at Michael Cohen’s testimony, where she was presented by Republicans as evidence that President Trump could not possibly have a racist bone in his body, Lynne Patton have found a new…
(The White House) The West Wing is finally back to normal after an incident which left the President stuck on a staircase for much of the evening. “It appears a janitor’s bucket was left out and President Trump found himself incapable of negotiating a path around it.” This follows…
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos said he couldn’t be more proud of his company’s latest initiative, Prime Voter, that will use drone technology to ensure isolated voters make it to the polls in 2020. “Trump and…
Days after it looked like it was a miserable failure, there was progress today in US-North Korea relations after President Trump unilaterally removed all sanctions imposed on the rogue nuclear power. “Chairman Kim just called…
Sensing that Michael Cohen could be a real liability for him, President Trump today instructed his long-time fixer Michael Cohen to pay off Michael Cohen. “Pay him whatever he wants – I’ll reimburse you for…
Michael Boulos, the boyfriend of Tiffany Trump, has been granted the highest level of security clearance available, the White House announced today. The reason for the young man being granted access to the nation’s top…
En route back to Washington, DC, President Trump stopped off in Alaska, a place for which he was full of praise. “Your country is great. So great. Love your country.” Trump extended an invitation to…
Saying he’d finally ‘cracked the puzzle’ of how to make a profitable electric car, Elon Musk has announced a total overhaul of the Tesla Model 3, which has been cut in price from $42,000 to…
Saying it’s bad luck to leave ornaments out beyond the holiday they are celebrating, President Trump put Ben Carson back in storage today until next Black History Month. “It was great having Ben out on…
Proving that he is a man of action and not just words, Pope Francis has taken a bold step towards reform in the wake of overwhelming evidence of the extent of sexual abuse of minors…