(DMZ, Korean Peninsula) President Trump has commended his new Press Secretary, Stephanie Grisham, for showing she had the right stuff during a scuffle with North Korean security agents in which she received bruises. He added…
In the latest twist and turn of an exciting start to the election season, Joe Biden topped the political headlines today when his foot briefly made an appearance outside of its normal resting place in…
In a total surprise to all but their closest friends, US President Donald Trump and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un have sealed their relationship during a lavish wedding ceremony at the DMZ where the Korean…
While most of the attention was focused on President Trump’s historic crossing into North Korea, important side meetings took place during the recent hastily arranged trip to the De-Militarized Zone (DMZ) on the Korean Peninsula….
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has expressed his profound gratitude to Russian President Vladimir Putin for loaning him President Trump yet another time. “You and the Russian people are most generous with your stooge.” Putin…
Former Vice-President Dan Quayle from the first Bush Administration has penned America a message after reading President Trump’s responses to questions about busing and Putin’s declaration that Western Liberalism is obsolete. “Trump seems to think…
After heavy persuasion by supporters and colleagues, a reluctant Jimmy Carter has finally agreed to run in 2020 to put the country back on the right path. First President in the late 1970s, Carter was…
The nation is in shock today as a fine upstanding young man, James Fields, has received life in prison for his actions in Charlottesville that only involved standing up for the memory of Robert E….
(Paris, France) Following her team’s victory over France in the World Cup Quarter-Finals, US Soccer Captain Megan Rapinoe has made a surprise announcement regarding her feud with President Trump. “Fuck it – instead of complaining…
Facing hot water for his recent comments, the Dalai Lama has clarified that all he was concerned with was the best interests of the spiritual well being of all humankind. “I simply want to ensure…
As she took to the podium to tell her last official lie on behalf of the Trump Administration, tears were rolling on the occasion of Press Secretary Sarah Sanders stepping down. Though the President couldn’t…
(Japan) U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian Premier Vladimir Putin have met in person again at the G20 meeting, with smiles all around. Both men appeared to enjoy each others company, and Trump was pleased…
Of all the candidates at the second Democratic debate, the one that is the talk of water coolers is surely Marianne Williamson, whose bizzare statements had everyone doing a ‘say what?’ throughout the evening. This…
A defiant Vladimir Putin has published a warning that Western liberalism is ‘obsolete’ cleverly timed to come out during his meeting with G20 leaders in Japan. He then proceeding to hack into a number of…
As a still-youthful busy entrepreneur, Andrew Yang knows it’s important to take a rest whenever you can, which is why he brought a sleep mask to tonight’s Democratic debate. “I know I’m going to be…
At the second Democratic debate – one expected to be dominated by Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders – Pete Buttigieg burst to the fore by answering his first question in fluent Valyrian. A member of…
Though some were skeptical at first, the owners of the 30 NBA franchises today reported their change of title to Team Governor is already yielding huge benefits. “I feel so less racist!” They also report…
The first Democratic Presidential debate was notable for a number of technical glitches, and also a curious moment when Beto O’ Rourke produced a steamer to rustle up some home-made tamales, which he followed up…
Following the revelation that Robert Mueller will testify before Congress, there was widespread concern in the White House today that it was about to experience disruption on a scale not even the last few months…
The story of the spitting attack on Eric Trump took a dark turn today with Alex Jones asserting there is conclusive evidence that the Chicago restaurant server did not act along. “There clearly was a…
