June 2019




Jeff Bezos Buys Up World’s Supply Of Cough Drops

The world’s richest person, Jeff Bezos, has bought up the entire world’s supply of cough drops, which will now only be available through Amazon under strict conditions. “Jeff does not want a single sore throat…




Rest Of Nation To Boycott Florida Because Florida

Following a number of high-profile boycotts of the State of Georgia over its passage of restrictive abortion laws, the rest of the United States has now agreed to start boycotting Florida. The boycott appeared to…


Trump Declares War On Iran For Attacking Target

President Trump has declared that a state of war exists between the United States and Iran, after being presented with ‘ironclad evidence’ by John Bolton that the Islamic Republic is behind IT problems and long…