December 2019





GOP Consults Kremlin On How To Conduct Show Trial

Senior members of the Republican Party have been in contact with officials in the Kremlin seeking their advice on how best to conduct a show trial, given their extensive experience with the practice. “Obviously in…







Fetal Yoda Craze Sweeps United States

At stores across the nation, there are stampedes to grab whatever Fetal Yoda merchandise is available, as manufacturers struggle to keep up with public demand. Though preceded by Baby Yoda, Fetal Yoda has rapidly replaced…






UK Asks United States To Hold All Its Warm Beer

The United Kingdom has elected Boris Johnson and the Conservative party for another five years with a commanding majority. Though many reason, including Brexit, has been given for the victory, a study has found it…