President Trump has indicated his intent to continue pardons by extending them to all persons in the Federal prison system that have a proven track record of voting Republican. “Remember my pardon wipes the slate…
Boeing Corporation has fired back at critics regarding reports of debris being found in the fuel tanks of their troubled 737 MAX, saying people are blowing things out of all proportion. “Some debris in the…
Commutee Rod Blagojevich debuted his new hair color today, which he says he will continue to maintain in honor of his number one guy, President Trump. “I may have been a democrat in the past…
Tabloids are reporting that the recent wedding of Trump advisor Stephen Miller experienced a mild upset when once of the guests committed a grevious error and had to be asked to leave. “The newlyweds were…
President Trump today released the names of two more people he is issuing pardons for. Regarding his decision to pardon Walter White of New Mexico, Trump spoke of the difficulties he faced in his life….
(Pamplona, Spain) Noting how much he enjoyed his appearance at the Daytona 500, the Kingdom of Spain has officially invited President Trump to attend the 2020 Running Of The Bulls festival this summer in the…
Scientists working for the DNC announced today that they have successfully used the lastest in gene-editing technology to create the ideal democratic Presidential candidate from the DNA of Bernie Sanders and Amy Klobuchar “Bamy, as…
The quoting of Ralph Waldo Emerson by President Trump has raised fears that he might be even more dangerous than previously thought, after linguistic experts pointed out this required him to transcribe a fully formed…
Following the embarrassing release of an incorrect photo of President Trump’s flyover of the Daytona racetrack – which was quickly revealed to be a flyover made by President Bush in 2004 – the Trump campaign…
The Daytona 500 race got off to a rocky start today after a fan gained access to the track with his personal automobile. Though usually a feature of soccer games where it is not uncommon…
Presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg apologized today for an incident at a campaign meet & greet where he patted down a black voter who came to shake his hand. “Old habits die hard as they say!”…
On learning that Mike Bloomberg was considering picking Hillary Clinton to be his running mate, former President Barack Obama has decided this is a party he can’t sit out according to struggling candidate, Joe Biden….
Emboldened by his Supreme Court appointments and acquittal in the Senate on impeachment charges, President Trump has denounced what he described as an outdated boring Constitution that is holding the country back. “We need a…
A local Native American man has started a protest against what he described as the ‘absolutely unacceptable level of Engligh and other foreign languages being spoken’ which he says should be outlawed. “When in Rome…
GOP lawmakers in Tennessee are pushing back against a proposal to make tampons and other feminine sanitary products part of the state’s tax holiday. “If you make tampons tax-free then they’ll start having even more…
(The White House) President Trump was said to be in a very good mood this Valentine’s Day, having come up with a ‘killer’ gift that Melania is sure to love. “This present is great. So…
Russian President Vladimir Putin was highly critical today of President Trump’s retaliatory actions against impeachment witnesses which have included firing them from White House positions or withdrawing nominations for promotion. “You call this retaliation? Why…
A new book about on President Trump and his minions poisoned Washington details how Trump would pepper then Chief of Staff Reince Priebus with questions about badgers, presumably because Priebus comes from the badger state,…
Presidential favorite Hope Hicks is back in the White House after previously leaving it to work at FOX News. Her hiring was made official today after the results of a now madatory polygraph test were…
On the occasion of Abraham Lincoln’s 211st birthday, President Trump paid tribute to his forerunner in office today on the White House lawn. “He designed the best cars. No-one was better at designing automobiles than…
