A new book by Bob Woodward on the Trump White House has been denounced by the President in a tirade of angry tweets that accused the prize-winning journalist of being a social pretender among other…
Faced with inescapable evidence that more people watched Joe Biden accept his party’s nomination, President Trump nevertheless today claimed victory in the number of new Coronavirus infections his speech inspired. “We left Sleepy Joe back…
Medical staff treating Kentucky Senator Rand Paul for his close brush with death last night as he left President Trump’s acceptance address on the White House South Lawn today spoke to the extent of his…
(The White House) Out of an abundance of caution over concerns that some people still don’t get how little he and his administration care about Hatch Act violations, President Trump concluded his GOP nomination acceptance…
At great RNC convention week for President Trump had a slight sad note today in advance of his acceptance speech when he learned Kyle Rittenhouse would not be available to introduce him to according to…
The newsroom at CNN is in mourning today following the discovery of one of their colleagues dead at her desk early this morning. “One minute she was fact checking Mike Pence’s address to the RNC…
The National Weather Service is warning the American public that a volatile and highly dangerous formation made landfall in Charlotte, NC, at the beginning of the week, and there are also localized pockets of vile…
Despite assurances the RNC Key Speakers would focus on the positive, a broad assault on Democrat Joe Biden for his naked nepotism was front and center, drilling down on Biden’s son Hunter’s position on the…
Fresh off her highly successful revamping of the White House Rose Garden, Melania Trump today tweeted that her next project would take her all the way to the great state of Wyoming. “It is time…
Following her key speaker address to the RNC, Melania Trump is again facing accusations of plagiarism. During the speech Trump choose to tell the story of her life after arriving in the United States as…
(Charlotte, NC) Organizers of the Republican National Convention taking place in Charlotte reassured locals today that a blazing portal to the Underworld that has appeared outside the convention center does not pose a threat to…
Emergency services across the country were overwhelmed tonight dealing with an epidemic of tragic deaths following President Trump’s appearance at the GOP convention. “We’ve never seen anything like it.” The rash of presumed deaths by…
Saying they had never seen such a diligent and dedicated individual at work, a team of esteemed Presidential historians today declared Donald Trump to be the hardest-working golfer ever to sit behind the desk in…
(The White House) First Lady Melania Trump has given a first look at what she described as a ‘refreshing’ of the famed Rose Garden. The updated look was eagerly awaited as Trump has already made…
After being sentenced to two months behind bars by a U.S. District judge for her part in a college bribery scheme, Lori Loughlin said today that she accepted her punishment and is ready to start…
As hearings continued on Capitol Hill on the potential partisan sabotage of the United States Postal Service in advance of an election in which mail-in voting is likely to feature heavily, a surprise witness reminded…
The feud between President Trump and the Goodyear company was ratcheted up another notch today, as the tire manufacturer responded to Trump’s call for a boycott over its internal policies on the wearing of political…
(Charlotte, NC) The GOP today announced the latest addition to its star-studded lineup of speakers at its upcoming national convention, former police officer Derek Chauvin. “We are so pleased Derek accepted our offer of a…
(Moscow, CIS) Mere days after his announcement that Russia had approved a vaccine for COVID-19 in record time, Vladimir Putin today revealed he had done it again, in this case developing a vaccine that prevents…
During a ceremony commemorating the 100th anniversary of the 19th Amendment’s ratification granting American women the vote, President Trump said he will pardon women’s suffrage leader Susan B. Anthony who was convicted of illegally voting…
