Saying he felt really bad about how disappointing his executive order to help the nation’s unemployed turned out to be, President Trump today announced a new initiative to help those not working. At $600 per…
Vladimir Putin today declared that his COVID-19 vaccine – which gained the approval of authorities in record time – has no bad side effects, though he emphasized that the same cannot be said of questioning…
Saying it was time to look beyond her public service career as a White House advisor, Ivanka Trump today announced her return to the fashion industry with a brand new line of high-end funeral attire…
A major hurdle has emerged for President Trump’s reelection bid, as serious concerns regarding his eligibility have been raised. If proven correct, they could render his current position unconstitutional and prevent his return to office…
Leading underwear manufacturer HANES has announced a nationwide campaign to educate the American public on how to wear their boxer brief offerings. The initiative is in response to concerns that they are being worn incorrectly,…
With the selection of Kamala Harris by Joe Biden to join him on the Democratic ticket, Mike Pence wasted no time today opening up negotiations on the rules of the upcoming VP debate by presenting…
Facing accusations of pandering when it comes to his VP pick, Joe Biden today attempted to justify his decision to limit the pool of running mates to a narrow field of candidates making up a…
(The White House) After publicly touting the Gettysburg National Military Park as a possible venue for his acceptance of the Republican Party nomination, President Trump was incensed today to discover he wouldn’t be the first…
The tourist industry of South Dakota is bracing for hard times after its prize attraction, Mount Rushmore, was found to be nothing but a pile of rubble today. “It’s gone. Completely gone!” Local authorities said…
