Saying that it was revising its format in light of how Tuesday night went, the 2020 Commission On Presidential Debates has secured the use of a well-known prop from the classic 1991 thriller, The Silence…
The Biden campaign is dealing with significant blow-back after the Democratic challenger called President Trump a clown during the first of the 2020 Presidential debates. In a match-up described universally as a ‘shit show’, many…
Democratic challenger Joe Biden today announced his guest list for the first 2020 Presidential debate, which is made up of over two decades of President Trump’s tax returns. “I was so happy to learn they…
(The White House) There were mild scenes of awkwardness at the nomination ceremony of Amy Coney Barrett on Saturday when she paused proceedings to take a very important phone call. “Sorry but I have to…
Despite facing the near certainty that President Trump and Mitch McConnell will succeed in appointing yet another conservative to the US Supreme Court, Democrats appeared buoyant today after settling on a response should they assume…
(Moon, PA) A local rally held by President Trump has been declared an overwhelming success by Republican SuperPAC “Viruses For Trump”, who said the event was one of their best to date during the current…
(Atlanta, GA) The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, following guidance from the Trump administration, has announced it is reversing its longstanding support of the Germ Theory of Disease, which maintains that microorganisms known as…
Following the passing of liberal Supreme Court icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the flagrant assertion by Mitch McConnell that he will secure a hearing of Trump’s nominee despite the looming election, the producers of Hulu…
A new poll asking voters who they would like to see prevail in 2020 has been won by a surprise candidate, Extinction Level Event, that had previously been written off by political observers as having…
(North Pole) Santa Claus has issued a statement formally apologizing in advance for any gifts that are incorrectly delivered this year and promised his customer service elves would do their best to correct the anticipated…
(Washington DC) Former fastest-ever-human Usain Bolt lost his world-breaking record today, when his remarkable display of speed was abruptly smashed in decisive fashion. The stunning new land-speed record for a human being was set by…
Joe Biden has wasted no time coming up with a response to President Trump’s executive order to promote a nativist Pro-America educational curriculum, the 1776 commission, with a proposal of his own called the 2016…
As they continue to fight to stay above water in these difficult economic times, struggling Mom & Pop stores across the country found hope in President Trump’s Town Hall answers Tuesday night when he touted…
Western Pennsylvanians hoping to see huge formations of birds migrating through Pittsburgh were disappointed Monday night when the skies stayed empty, prompting angry outbursts on twitter demanding to know who had falsely raised their hopes…
(Sacramento, CA) Firefighters described a worsening situation in Northern California today, after a visit by President Trump during which he added fuel to the raging blazes. “We asked him to help us and he just…
In a dramatic announcement, the White House has announced an urgent effort to prevent a ‘terrible tsumani of evictions’ predicted in the coming weeks and months. Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany explained that President Trump had…
(Shanksville, PA) Speaking at the memorial site to Fight 93, President Trump paid tribute to the hundreds of first responders who paid with their lives on 9/11 after rushing up the burning Twin Towers to…
Concerns that President Trump is hot holding up as the election campaign heats up are circulating among his advisors, who have decided urgent corrective measures are needed. “The lean is getting worse.” A multinational team…
Faced with incontrovertible evidence that he knowingly downplayed the seriousness of the Coronvirus pandemic, President Trump today explained why he misled the American public about the danger it posed. “I can’t bear the thought of…
(Oslo, Norway) News that Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize has caused widespread outrage, but not in the country charged with selecting the shortlist and the ultimate recipient. In fact they are…
