The United States of America is said to be cautiously optimistic today just weeks after breaking with tradition by installing a leader who can both read and write. Political observers said it was a bold…
In Underworld news, Satan has announced he will not be fomenting evil in the hearts and minds of living souls for the next 14 days as he will be self-isolating out of an ‘abundance of…
The curtain coming down on the Trump administration is already having a strong impact on the market, which has mixed feelings overall. But the most dramatic impact was on mitten futures, which soared by over…
(The White House) As he started work in the Oval Office on his very first day as President, Joe Biden said he was pleasantly surprised to find something there waiting for him. Though Former President…
A record-setting number of Ebay listings attracted attention this week, as multiple unique offerings were put up for auction by new user StopTHESteelMAGA#1. Chief among the entries is one for a ‘Resolute Desk’ described as…
President Biden today revealed he has succeeded in achieving a massive accomplishment after completely eradicating a deadly cancer that was plaguing the United States. “President Trump repeatedly warned us about the terrible scourge of windmill…
(The White House) In apparent recognition of the imminent reality that his term of office is coming to an end, President Trump has authorized an official statement confirming that his last full day of not…
(Zabul Provence, Afghanistan) Though the year is far from over, Taliban leaders today announced their 2021 Warrior of the Year, which recognizes the individual who has shown the most daring and initiative in attacking their…
Kurt Russell awake to frantic messages today pleading with him to overthrow the commandeering of Air Force One by a known terrorist. The individual in question is said to be ‘many more magnitudes more dangerous’…
TECH BRIEF: Presidential Medal of Honor recipient and arch-bovine-hater Devin Nunes today expressed concern for the consequences of social media platforms like Facebook and Twitter shutting down Republican voices. “How will the Presidents followers organize…
As the true extent of Wednesday’s events sink in – during which the US Capitol was forcefully taken over in order to successfully interrupt one of the most important functions of government – people are…
(The White House) Seeking to play up his good points with a view to his legacy, embattled President Donald J Trump today reminded people that he will have the most diverse administration in history in…
(Atlanta, GA) Following their narrow but conclusive defeats by their Democratic challengers, Republican Senators for Georgia Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue today formally initiated the process of contesting the results by researching local landscaping companies…
President-elect Biden received high praise today for his comprehensive plan to disinfect the White House, with many commending his team on developing such a well-thought-out plan so quickly. However Biden, who is known to be…
(The White House) In a little-noticed ceremony today, President Trump presented the Medal of Freedom to Melissa Carone, having previous granted the honorific to Representative David Nunes for his exemplary record in service to the…
