Though a number of arch Trumpers, including Congressman Matt Gaetz and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, see themselves as the natural heir to the former President and the movement he created, a new contender has emerged…
(Sharon, PA) Local senior Marty Dixon said today he is ‘absolutely disgusted’ with the Pfizer vaccine shot he got because he was tired of his ‘crappy Verizon reception’ and was attracted by the idea of…
(Atlanta, GA) Georgia’s new voting law came into force today, prompting much outrage from those who say it seeks to limit voting freedoms to the GOP’s advantage. However the political effort was praised for its…
Following President Biden’s first press conference, the media faced accusations today of handling the President with kid gloves. “Sure, they grilled him about the pandemic and the border, but who was asking him how many…
Speaking about the shooting in a Boulder Colorado grocery store in which 10 people died, Mitch McConnell has said the assailant was clearly mentally ill, but it was impossible to predict in advance who would…
(Pittsburgh, PA) Local avian celebrities the Hays eagles today followed up on their dramatic live hatching of two new family members with news they are teaming up with local grocery chain Giant Eagle in a…
(Boulder, CO) Representative Lauren Boebert is in her home state today, after racing back to the site of a mass shooting so she could help the victims in their time of dire need. “I hated…
(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Florida health department officials warned today that there is a deadly dangerous pathogen loose in the Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach and cautioned the public to avoid contact lest they become infected. “You…
The internet was up in arms today over a tweet by Ohio congressman Jim Jordan, accusing him of disavowing the effectiveness of government even as he collects a paycheck working in government. However his physician…
Atlanta Police today said they were satisfied that the incident that left eight people dead – including six Asian women – was not a hate crime, but have concluded that it was definitely a cranky…
(Woodstock, GA) Those who knew Robert Aaron Long expressed their shock today that the 21 year old had gone on a rampage killing multiple Asian women, saying his actions bore no resemblance to the peaceful…
As he passed the 50 day mark, President Biden’s record is being slammed for being virtually non-existent, as he has pointedly failed to deliver when compared to his predecessor. Critics said the President appeared to…
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(Albany, NY) Returning to his pugilistic form, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today said he has no intention of resigning and there was no question of his being forcibly removed from his official residence. “Good…
Pharma giant Pfizer said it would never wish for someone to go uncredited for their work and apologized to President Trump today for not properly acknowledging his role in the development of its RNA messenger…
The Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission has announced the latest toll increases for drivers wishing to travel on I-76. This time it says it is being responsive to criticisms it has received from the public, and thinking…
Mitch McConnell today derided President Biden’s stimulus package that has cleared the Senate and is well on its way to becoming law. McConnell took particular exception to the $1400 stimulus check going to low income…
After he forced the reading out loud of the 628-page Senate coronavirus relief bill on the floor, fellow Senators got their revenge on Ron Johnson today when he asked for the restroom key. They objected…
(Sharon, PA) A local resident took to social media today to express his feeling that he has ‘had it’ with things and can’t believe what it being allowed to happen in the United States anymore….
The child’s toy formally known as Mr Potato Head criticized owner Hasbro today for using his name as part of their latest virtue signaling initiative. While he agrees taking steps to reduce gender bias is…
