FASHION BRIEF: The world of high-end deadly pathogens was abuzz today as the House of Coronavirus held the first catwalk preview of its new line of variants to be released this fall. The show was…
Organizers of the upcoming “The History” tour featuring former President Trump and ex Fox News presenter Bill O’Reilly have announced the Delta variant of the novel coronavirus will join the star-studded lineup. While Trump and…
POLITICAL BRIEF: In a surprise development, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has invited Arizona resident Jake Angeli – aka the ‘Horned Hat’ insurrectionist from the Capitol Riot – to sit on the 6th January…
SCIENCE BRIEF: In yet another example of the private sector takeover of space, a second billionaire has ascended skywards in a blastoff that has garnered much attention. The striking launch was described by witnesses as…
(Van Horn, TX ) Jeff Bezos has successfully completed his first mission into space powered by his Blue Origin rocket just days after fellow billionaire Richard Branson did the same with his craft. However critics who…
As he seeks to position himself for his own run at the Oval Office, former Vice President Mike Pence has confided to aides that initial efforts to carve out a support base from the religious…
A local Amazon employee spoke out today about how proud he is to know his boss deems going to space so important, and explained how much it is helping him in his life too. “Just…
(Dallas, TX) Conservatives gathered in Texas for CPAC 2021 were exposed to an exhibit of extreme moronicity this weekend, though most appeared not to recognize the significance of the occasion they were witness too. The moron…
In what is being described as one of the largest incidences of mass cognitive dissonance in history, millions of people in the United States are celebrating the founding of that democratic nation this 4th of…
