Speaking through his attorney today, accused murderer Kyle Rittenhouse said that, given his present legal problems, dating is difficult so the use of a professional to provide him with a steady supply of young girls…
Sesame Street was thrown into chaos today on news that one of its well-known residents, Cookie Monster, is not vaccinated against COVID despite leading everyone to believe that he was. With vaccination rates believed to…
Amazon stock (NASDAQ:AMZN) hit new heights today, closing at $3,859.21 on news of the latest innovation in the e-commerce company’s relentless drive to ever-increasing efficiency. Following a successful pilot scheme, it plans to install Squid-Game-style…
Responding to a rising incidence of unhappy parents saying they want changes to public school teaching plans and mask mandates, President Biden took action today that he says will finally satisfy everyone. “I have ordered…
(The White House) Jen Psaki has announced she will be working from home following a positive test result indicating she is highly intelligent. Physicians at the Walter Reed Medical Center expressed concern that this is…
