Affluenza Teen Cedes ‘Most Entitled American’ Crown To Ivanka: “I can’t compete with that”

Affluenza teen Ethan Couch – who killed four people while drunk driving and claimed he shouldn’t be punished because he came from a wealthy family – today relinquished his ‘Most Entitled American’ crown to Ivanka Trump after seeing an interview she recently gave to Fox News.

“I can’t compete with that.”

Couch thought he had a lock on the title for life due to his feeling so entitled that he thought he could mow down innocent Americans with and SUV without consequence.

“How wrong I was.”

In the interview, Ivanka argues that Americans shouldn’t be ‘given anything for free’, even though what was really being discussed was a living wage, and she herself benefits from not one but two fortunes she didn’t earn.

“Now that’s what I call a case of affluenza. Respect.”

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