All Episodes Of Full House Featuring Lori Loughlin To Be Withdrawn From Syndication

Owners of the syndication rights for the ABC sitcom Full House have announced that all the episodes that feature Lori Loughlin or reference Rebecca will no longer be made available for broadcast or streaming and will in fact be destroyed.

“They are simply too tainted now.”

Fans of the show will still be able the 3 episodes out of 192 in which Ms. Loughlin did not appear and her character is not alluded to in some way.

“We’re just praying that Bob Saget’s daughters got into college by being smart and working hard.”

With Kevin Spacey’s movies being pulled and the Michael Jackson documentary still fresh in everyone’s mind, the owners did not want to risk of public condemnation.

“We’ve decided not to pull Fuller House, though, since nobody watches that anyway.”

1 Comment on "All Episodes Of Full House Featuring Lori Loughlin To Be Withdrawn From Syndication"

  1. You are not suggesting that liberal media outlets have developed a conscience are you?

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