Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos said he couldn’t be more proud of his company’s latest initiative, Prime Voter, that will use drone technology to ensure isolated voters make it to the polls in 2020.
“Trump and the Republicans want to depress turnout, but that’s not going to happen now with Prime Voter being available.”
Those wishing to use the service need not worry about where they need to vote, as that will be automatically determined by Amazon drones based on the residential address they pick you up at.
“You will be deposited to vote, and once you show our waiting drone your voting stub it will take you home again.”
Bezos rejected calls that providing money for buses would be more effective.
“When I do something, it’s going to involve drones. Deal with it.”
Trump supporters meanwhile have vowed to shoot down any drones believed to be carrying Democrats.