Never one to shy away from the limelight, Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci has come forward with some advice for his replacement as White House Communications Director.

“I don’t know if Hope will last a couple of days or a week or maybe even as long as I did, but I wish her well.”

Scaramucci says it’s vitally important to get to grips with the job early on.

“You spend more than half a day getting oriented and next thing you know your retirement is looming!”

He also warns that the old cliché about the White House aging you prematurely is very true.

“When I went into that job I was clean shaven, but by the end I had some light stubble. It changes you.”

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