(Cupertino, CA) Following the discovery of a bug at its new start-of-the-art headquarters that causes employees to repeated walk into glass walls, Apple today announced a fix for the problem.
“We are pleased to say with this patch our employees will now function correctly again.”
Beforehand the fix release, third party solutions using post-it notes attached to the glass were in widespread use, but Apple CEO Tim Cook banned them, describing them as inelegant.
“Steve would not have approved.”
Though frosting the glass was put forward by OSHA officials as a potential solution, Apple has decided to stick with its in-house approach.
“We prefer everyone wear our new Apple sumo suits designed by Jony Ive instead.”