The Trump Presidency appears to finally be finding its groove after what was arguably one of its rockiest weeks. The downgrading of security clearance for Jared Kushner coupled with the ongoing fallout from Rob Porter’s departure was taking its toll, leading to the resignation of Hope Hicks as communications director.
However calm appears to have be restored with the announcement that Beaker will takeover from Hicks, assuming the role famously once held by Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci.
“Finally competence is taking hold.”
Though some expressed surprise at the Muppet’s appointment to the specific role of communications director, more seasoned observers of the Trump administration insist this is good move.
“When Beaker speaks, though it sounds alarming, you can’t actually discern what he is saying – which is a vast improvement over his predecessors.”
Concerns that this was a trivial appointment based on Beaker sharing his hair color with the President were quickly dispelled during his first appearance at the podium where he exuded confidence.
“Meep meep meep meep MEEP!”
Beaker is considered an ideal person for the notoriously difficult job as he is used to dealing with chaotic environments, and doesn’t get fazed when he is doused in boiling water, being electrocuted, or dealing with the fallout of Trump’s latest twitter bombshell.
“It looks like a corner has been turned at long last.”
Wonderful news! Beaker will be a huge improvement. For one thing, he is incapable of telling a lie. As for grammar, I would have gone with “calm appears to have been restored” rather than “calm appears to have be restored,” but that’s just because I am a native English speaker.
Just what the doctor ordered or Trump. Someone whose ass he can have his hand up and work their mouth.
I thought he did that with Sanders😘?
Great post! Have nice day ! 🙂 ugdxs
Does Trump use Sesame tweet?
What about Ms. Piggy as Secretary of Education and Fashion, Big Bird,Kermit or Snuffleoffigus as Secretary of the Environment, the Count as Treasury Secretary and Cookie Monster as Secretary of Energy
FEEnely a cummuonicetiuns durectur I cuon understuond! Bork Bork Bork!
Funny and I would have reposted but I don’t put language on my page like that used in the article. Too bad.
It’s a direct quote. I don’t see the problem, it’s not like you’re the one saying it.
You’re right, You’d have to meep out the bad words.
I agree Anonymous
Understood. One can’t go around saying “Meep” in front of just anybody.
Given Trump’s refusal to accept basic science, this story appears to be fake news.
Well, with a Muppet as President; this seems to be a very sensible appointment…
I think that there should also be a post for Animal; in either a military or diplomatic advisory role…
Why not have him fill both? A Military/diplomatic advisor.
Actually, he seems better suited as band leader for The President’s Own.
Phased! Absolutely phased. As in when something is out of phase. Off kilter, awry, etc. etc.
faze, transitive verb
: to disturb the composure of : disconcert, daunt Nothing fazed her. Criticism did not seem to faze the writer.
phase, transitive verb
1: to adjust so as to be in a synchronized condition
2: to conduct or carry out by planned phases
3: to introduce in stages —usually used with in phase in new models
Beaker’s just resigned.
Couldn’t handle the pressure either?
No. He blew his top.
In that White House anything is an improvement. How about an Australian or a Canadian…….
A welcome change from their previous Communications Director: Animal.
Is there a role somewhere for Animal?
I think an orange orangatun is already shedding on the WH rug.
Don’t insult Beaker! He would never work for Trump
I thought so too, but 45 might take a liking to him & Dr. Honeydew could then slip 45 a laxative or two.
I always thought he just said ‘Me me me me me me me’. Which makes him a perfect fit for the Trump White House, as that’s essentially all Trump says anyway.
Oh thank you so much for that! But really, what about Kermit for President. He would be a good fit.
I’d vote for him! Mind you, it’s not easy being Green. . . .
well we have orange now..
That has been a viable option before. Check out Pat Paulsen in the 60’s!.
Thank your, English Teacher And Gulliver.
“Fazed,” not “phased.”
corrected – thank you!