Following reports that a number of Broward County deputies were still missing, Coral Springs police have completed a thorough sweep of the Parkland school grounds where trajedy struck last week and located them unharmed.
“They’ve lost a lot of fluids but otherwise are physically fine.”
Two were reportedly hiding up a tree, while a third skinny one had managed to squeeze himself into a rabbit’s burrow.
“We’d like to thank the fire brigade for helping get the two in the tree down, as it’s a lot scarier coming down a tree than scaling it in the first place.”
When asked if they were okay, the armed deputies simply said “Zoinks!”
All things considered, all the reports about failures by the deputies — you really have to wonder: is this “fake” news…???