Current most hated man in America, the Parkland school resource officer, explained today why he didn’t go into a Florida school building to confront school shooter Nicholas Cruz.

“He had a really big gun.”

Despite being vilified for doing nothing to prevent the massacre, he does have one thing to say to those baying for his blood.

“Here’s a wild thought – why don’t we stop giving private citizens really big guns.”

He also pointed out that the incident didn’t last very long.

“It was all over in just four minutes because he had a really big gun. But by all means blame everything on me.”