Advocates of arming teachers are claiming victory today, after a teacher in a Northern California school fired his gun inside a classroom, injuring three students.

“We started talking about this way back in February and yet it’s already March before an armed teacher went and hurt some kids.”

They consider this a firm rebuke to those who say guns in the classroom pose an unacceptable threat to schoolchildren.

“Clearly they don’t. For a whole three weeks. That’s like two Scarramucci terms!”

One thing they don’t agree with is listening to activist High Schoolers, since there’s no telling where it might end.

“First they want not to get shot up at school, and next thing you know they’ll be demanding candy before din dins.”