Ashamed Dirty Coal Plants Say They Did Their Best To Avert Cold Snap

Dirty greenhouse-gas-belching coal pants across the United States apologized today for failing to avert the present cold snap by raising global temperatures drastically.

“Unfortunately, mother nature got one by us, but it won’t happen again – promise.”

They say can can’t fault the current administration one iota, as they were given full support to do what they do best.

“Trump to his credit removed all the obstacles in our path, but sadly we still fell short, this time.”

Instead they blame the rest of the world, especially President Macron of France, for not committing to melt the ice-caps for the sake of avoiding a couple of days of chilly weather.

“Frankly it’s a disgrace.”

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