Australia Warns Rest Of World That 2019 Is Utter Shite

Don't be fooled by the Fireworks.

It’s already the year 2019 in Australia and the message from Down Under to the rest of the world couldn’t be clearer.

“You know how bad 2018 was? It only gets worse, mate. Don’t do it!”

Despite their reputation for being grounded outdoorsy types, they are highly sensitive to all the bullshit that goes on the in World.

“Stay in 2018 if you can, or better yet go back to 2017 or even earlier. It’s not even been one full day and already we are buggered!”

They warn everyone not to be fooled by their appearance as happy revelers.

“We’re Australian so we always look like we’re having a blast, even when we’re dead inside.”

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