(Caracas,Venezuela) The government of Venezuela condemned efforts by the United States to interfere in its internal affairs today, saying that such attempts were in flagrant violation of international order.
“One sovereign Banana Republic does not get to tell another sovereign Banana Republic what do to.”
Regarding charges that the current government in Caracas does not have validity, the response directed at the White House was brief and to the point.
“Sorry, we were too busy reading up on how many votes Hillary Clinton got in 2016.”
They said that any country that is a basketcase should be focusing on itself instead of trying to antagonize the world community.
“Okay it looks like we’re sending each other the same diplomatic cables now.”