Bed Bug Disgusted To Learn It’s Infesting A Trump Hotel Mattress

A bed bug was shocked today to learn it was infesting the mattress in a room at the Trump International hotel in Washington, DC.

The parasite, which hails from the metropolitan NYC area, hitched a ride from a lobbyist who checked into the property owned by the President.

It is said to be particularly concerned about the people it will be feeding off, given President Trump’s love of dictators and other underhand types.

It asks that someone please check into room 237 and leave their suitcase open on the bed so it can relocate to a more suitable home.

With your help it’s going to be incredible!

1 Comment on "Bed Bug Disgusted To Learn It’s Infesting A Trump Hotel Mattress"

  1. All D.C. hotels have bed bugs.

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