Benny Andersson Seized By CIA As Leverage To Secure A$AP Rocky’s Release

President Trump has shown he means business when he pledged to get rapper A$AP Rocky released from Swedish custody.

“We have Benny so it’s time to make a deal.”

ABBA member Benny Andersson has been reported missing and was last seen being forced into a black van believed to be part of a CIA operation following a personal request from Kanye West to do something.

“If you do not let my black friend’s friend go, you can kiss Mamma Mia III goodbye.”


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