Having ended his Presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders has indicated he will not let up on giving heartfelt speeches about what’s wrong with America, which began today with an impassioned rally at his home attended by a rack of hanging kitchen utensils.
“The capitalist forces will replace you all with power tools if they are allowed to have their way.”
Sanders then lauched into a tirade about the disadvantages of having too much modern technology in the kitchen.
“How is a motorized whisk going to help when the power is out and a recipe calls for incorporating ingredients?”
He emphasized the many side benefits that old-fashioned kitchen utensils provide.
“Having to use some elbow grease to cook and bake is no bad thing and helps keep people fit. And while I’m on the subject of healthcare…”