One of Michael Cohen’s claims during his extraordinary testimony to the House is that Trump made him pressure schools into not revealing the President’s SAT score.
This has led some people to suggest his SAT score may not be that impressive. To dispel that notion, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has used her influence to privately obtain the score on condition she doesn’t reveal it explicitly.
“I’ve seen his SAT score and I must say I was super impressed!”
She said she was happy to offer the American people assurances that they do not have an academically challenged person in the White House.
“It’s even higher than mine and I’m the Secretary for Education!”
DeVos said she is determined to convey just how smart the President is, even if she cannot reveal his actual SAT score.
“Let’s just say it’s more than I can count to even using all my fingers and toes. Including thumbs!”