Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has been accused of violating the principle of maintaining a strict separation of Church and State after she announced her department will no longer enforce a federal funding ban on religious organizations.

DeVos is defying her critics, saying she has listened to the arguments and still believes the separation of Church and Steak is wrong.

“Not all Christians are vegan.”

She rejects arguments that the Founding Fathers explicitly did not want to blur the lines on this issue.

“I’m sure many of them enjoyed a tasty ribeye at events hosted by their Pastors.”

She also took issue with charges that her mismanagement of public schools will lead to students with lower SAT scores.

“What’s so wrong with having been on your feet more during high school. It’s healthy, you know.”